Drogba11CFC

Expected Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel McEachran Kalou Drogba Malouda

Happy Birthday to JT, the best CB in the world!

Chelsea 1-1 Everton/Chelsea 1-2 Probert FT

7 minutes added

FUCK OFF! Everton should be down to nine men, instead it's twelve!

Anelka off Ramires on

Send Cahill off!

Are we switching to 4-4-2?

Rodwell strikes the post

Chelsea 1-0 Everton HT On a sidenote, has anyone noticed how Arshavin looks like Justin Bieber?

Assist provided by Anelka.

1-0 YES! DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fulham equalise

GOAL: Wigan 0-1 Stoke (Huth)

GOAL: Arsenhole 1-0 Fulham (Nasri)

GOALFLASH: Man City 1-0 Bolton (T***z)

Let's hope David Cameron's predictions come true; he thinks we'll win 2-1. Then again, he also predicts that Aston Villa will win 6-0 at Anfield.

Townsend's lineups (Mistake included): Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel Malouda Anelka Drogba Drogba Kalou Saha Pienaar Fellaini Cahill Heitinga Coleman Baines Distin Jagielka Neville Howard

Well, it's the Newcastle fans who invented it (and Google gave them the idea).

Elsewhere, I notice Avram has to face Barnsley again So it's Roy Keane is it? Well... "Keano Keano wanks his dog, doo dah, doo dah..."

Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Alex Cole Ramires Mikel Malouda Anelka Kalou Drogba

Slight hunch that this could be Newcastle P-P Chelsea due to the weather.

If he's going to bugger off, then good riddance. Football in HD will be a far more pleasant sight without him.

Chelsea lineup: Turnbull Bosingwa Ivanovic Bruma Ferreira Ramires McEachran Malouda Kalou Drogba Kakuta

The MOTD people were right, on another day we'd have had four or five, and Bowyermort's goal would have been a mere consolation.