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If he even gets a hundredth of the flak JT got, I'll look for pigs in the air.

Andy Townsend's lineup: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

Group A Inter Werder Bremen Tottenham FC Twente Group B Lyon Benfica Schalke Hapoel Tel-Aviv Group C Man Utd Valencia Rangers Bursaspor Group D Barcelona Panathinaikos FC Copenhagen Rubin Kazan Group E Bayern Munich AS Roma FC Basel CFR Cluj Group F Chelsea Marseille Spartak Moscow Zilina Group G AC Milan Real Madrid Ajax Auxerre Group H Arsenal Shakhtar Donetsk Braga Partizan Belgrade

Technical Problems my arse, ITV.com just can't be arsed.

Group of Death: Chelsea Real Madrid Ajax Spartak Moscow Group of Life: Chelsea Panathinaikos Basel Zilina

England, with JT as his assistant manager? We can only hope...

Wayne Bridge's Revenge?

Daily Mail lineup: Cech Ivanovic Terry Alex Cole Mikel Essien Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

I thought the Sun wasn't allowed as a source...mind you, having Peter Kenyon run your club is like doing business with somebody called Sly Sludge, or marrying a woman called Nasty McSpendsmoney.

He'll be knocking up his sister-in-law next.

They'll turn a corner four times this season.

My predicted lineup: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry © Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

What was it they said about too many cooks again...

Nope, just Ballack. http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154361773

Here's the second verse to Kyle's Mom Bellamy is a Bitch Cunt... On Monday he's a cunt On Tuesday he's a cunt On Wednesday through Saturday he's a cunt Then on Sunday just to be different he's a super great big massive fucking cu-unt!

He might have been trying to wind up le Arse.

Here's the sample of one I'm working on... (Based on "Kyle's Mom is a bitch") Weelllllllll, Bellamy's a cunt, He's a big fat cunt, He' the biggest cunt in the whole wide world, He's a mean old cunt if there ever was a cunt He's a cunt to all the boys and girls!

Eventually Gerrard will do it, and Lamps will be captain, or it'll turn full circle in the space of two months and the captaincy will end up back where it belongs.

I say we start making TEAM LELL t-shirts. There's gold in them thar garments.

Lineups: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry © Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Kalou Malouda Anelka Rooney Berbatov Nani Fletcher Scholes Valencia Evans Smalling Vidic O'Shea Van der Sar Chelsea Subs: Turnbull Carvalho Zhirkov Benayoun Drogba Kakuta Man Utd Subs: Kuszczak De Laet Brown Gibson Macheda Owen Hernandez

Why Craig Bellamy is the ideal role model. And (lifted) from South Park the Movie: Blame John Terry! Blame John Terry! We must blame him and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!

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Here's how I would like to see us... Cech Bosingwa Alex Terry Cole Ramires Essien Benayoun/Anelka Lampard Malouda/Zhirkov/Kalou Drogba

Tal Ben Haim anyone? Let's not forget Claudio Pizarro either.

Actually, it tends to be Cartman who seriously insults Jews by constantly ripping on Kyle for being a jew (Remember his "passion fan club"?) and he wouldn't last five seconds on here.