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I agree. The three of them (Ireland has now buggered off to Villa) are smug bastards, the shirts are probably made of bog roll, and the slogan's syntax should have stayed on the other side of the Atlantic.

+1 Not to mention... An old one now, but teachers who set lots of work, then don't bother marking it. Sepp Blatter and his arse buddies at the Russian and Qatari FAs People in the Guardian and the Independent who go on about global warming. Have they looked out of the window today? Hypocrites (Al Gore and John Prescott come to mind)

Happy Birthday mate, hope the weather's nice where you are (it isn't nice where I am!)

Well, it's the Newcastle fans who invented it (and Google gave them the idea).

Elsewhere, I notice Avram has to face Barnsley again So it's Roy Keane is it? Well... "Keano Keano wanks his dog, doo dah, doo dah..."

Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Alex Cole Ramires Mikel Malouda Anelka Kalou Drogba

Slight hunch that this could be Newcastle P-P Chelsea due to the weather.

If he's going to bugger off, then good riddance. Football in HD will be a far more pleasant sight without him.

Chelsea lineup: Turnbull Bosingwa Ivanovic Bruma Ferreira Ramires McEachran Malouda Kalou Drogba Kakuta

The MOTD people were right, on another day we'd have had four or five, and Bowyermort's goal would have been a mere consolation.

At least we didn't implode Arsenal-style.

It had to be Lee bloody Bowyer to score...really took the shine off of me winning just under 35 quid at my local ground.

Here we go, from Andy Townsend's column: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Alex Cole Mikel Ramires Malouda Anelka Drogba Kalou

Our expected linuep: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Malouda And Sunderland's: Gordon Onouha Bramble Turner Bardsley Malbranque Henderson Cattermole Zenden Richardson Gyan

Fisting Ferdinand 9: Only legal in Holland.

It's a draw at citeh.

Essien was already on a yellow, maybe it was a second yellow.

Chelsea 1-0 Fulham FT And Dempsey shouldn't have been on the field in the first place.

He got away with elbowing Bos.

#21 Kalou OFF #23 Sturridge ON

#15 Malouda OFF #07 Ramires ON

Ramires getting ready

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I don't see what the Fulham fans find so funny about malaria...

Ideal lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Kalou