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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT! THAT WAS PERHAPS THE MOST ABYSMAL, ATROCIOUS, ABOMINABLE, PISS-POOR, HORRIBUFUCKUS SHIT STAINS ON THE Y-FRONTS OF FOOTBALL I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'D RATHER BE FORCED TO PLAY LJN GAMES, I'D RATHER HAVE TO SIT THROUGH BATMAN & ROBIN! THIS MAKES HAVING A FUCKING ANAL EVACUATION WITH A CACTUS SEEM APPEALING! In other words, it sucked ass!

Chelsea lineup (4-3-3): 40. Hilario 02. Ivanovic 06. Carvalho 26. Terry © 15. Malouda 08. Lampard 12. Mikel 13. Ballack 39. Anelka 11. Drogba 21. Kalou Prediction: Chelsea 3-1 Man City (Telegraph), Chelsea 2-0 Man City & Drogba to score 1st (Mail).

I just want us to show them that they'll never be able to ruin football.

Off to my sitting room to watch it now. Come on you Blues!

Coverage will be on ITV.

Expected Lineup (4-3-3): Cech Zhirkov Terry Carvalho Ivanovic Malouda Mikel Ballack Kalou Drogba Anelka Sportsmail prediction: Wolves 1-3 Chelsea

I hope you enjoy it Kez...and I hope you spare me a thought, standing on a freezing terrace trying to get scores via my phone.

Hopefully Stoke. Citeh are ruining football.

THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOU!

GET IN BALLACK!

Malouda only plays on the left.

FUCK OFF SHEEPSHAGGERS

GET IN DROGBA

Expected Lineup (4-3-3): 40. Hilario 19. Ferreira 33. Alex 06. Carvalho 18. Zhirkov 12. Mikel 08. Lampard 13. Ballack 10. Cole 23. Sturridge 11. Drogba Prediction: Chelsea 5-1 Cardiff

It's like no-one wants to win the trophy this year! Is there something they know that we don't, like the fact that it's actually made out of kryptonite? Or was it doctored by LJN over the summer?

5 mins added time

Some Russian unpronounceable OFF Gosling ON

Gerrard DIDN'T get a last minute pen

Villa 1-1 Utd.

OH FUCKING FUCKING FUCK-FUCKING...balls.

GOALFLASH: Arsenal 1-0 Liverpool (Diaby 72)

GOALFLASH: West Ham 2-0 Birmingham (C. Cole 66)

Everton 1-1 Chelsea HT (Saha 33, Saha m/pen 40, Malouda 17)

SAHA MISSES (Saved by Cech)

RED CARD: George Boateng (Hull) for Violent Conduct.