Drogba11CFC

The Tapas place near my house is apparantly looking for a waiter.

Nothing beats JT in a snowball fight.

Chelsea vs Man Utd POSTPONED

Mail Lineup: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

Considering this is a source which makes the Daily Sport look credible, I'd take it with an entire lorry load of filled salt shakers.

If Bosingwa is fit: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Mikel Essien Lampard Sturridge Drogba Malouda If he isn't: Cech Ivanovic Essien Terry Cole Mikel Kakuta Lampard Sturridge Drogba Malouda

Expected lineup: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel Malouda Anelka Drogba Kalou

Expected Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel McEachran Kalou Drogba Malouda

Happy Birthday to JT, the best CB in the world!

Chelsea 1-1 Everton/Chelsea 1-2 Probert FT

7 minutes added

FUCK OFF! Everton should be down to nine men, instead it's twelve!

Anelka off Ramires on

Send Cahill off!

Are we switching to 4-4-2?

Rodwell strikes the post

Chelsea 1-0 Everton HT On a sidenote, has anyone noticed how Arshavin looks like Justin Bieber?

Assist provided by Anelka.

1-0 YES! DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fulham equalise

GOAL: Wigan 0-1 Stoke (Huth)

GOAL: Arsenhole 1-0 Fulham (Nasri)

GOALFLASH: Man City 1-0 Bolton (T***z)

Let's hope David Cameron's predictions come true; he thinks we'll win 2-1. Then again, he also predicts that Aston Villa will win 6-0 at Anfield.

Townsend's lineups (Mistake included): Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel Malouda Anelka Drogba Drogba Kalou Saha Pienaar Fellaini Cahill Heitinga Coleman Baines Distin Jagielka Neville Howard