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Would love it if JT scored a hat trick.

The moral of the story...size does matter. If Fergie's ego wasn't so swollen, we wouldn't have Essien.

Could be worse...we could be Liverpool. Who have just been beaten on penalties by Northampton.

If it makes things hurt a little less...it's Liverpool 1-2 Northampton.

It's time to drop some F-Bombs! I did find a pretty good image of an F-explosion, but I'll save that for when we lost to a rival or get knocked out of the CL.

Joey Bastard has been brought on.

NO!

I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for incompetent refs!

Come on you Cobblers...

By the sound of things though, Liverpool are making us look good.

And now Man City are losing.

2-3 Aanholt Cross, Anelka goal, we're back in it.

If it's any consolation, Loserfail have just been pegged back.

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND FUCK!

One for CJ...TurnbulLJN.

This is worse than when Man City pissed and shat all over us.

SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

We need to get James Rolfe on.

CHELSEA GOAL SCORED AFTER 6 MINUTES BY NUMBER 38, PATRICK VAN AANHOLT!

This is the lineup that the Mail predicts: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Ramires Kalou Drogba Malouda

According to Sky Sports, Ancelotti has named the following lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Zhirkov Mikel Essien Benayoun Anelka Sturridge Malouda

Mail lineup: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Mikel Essien Benayoun Anelka Malouda Drogba

i notice Craig Bellamy is keeping very quiet...

So do we give Bruma a chance or move Essien back?

At least JT and Cole didn't have to pay, apparantly it cost Rooney £1200 for sex and (if Richard Littlejohn's sources are to be believed) £200 for a packet of cigs.