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FUCKING FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND FUCK!

One for CJ...TurnbulLJN.

This is worse than when Man City pissed and shat all over us.

SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

We need to get James Rolfe on.

CHELSEA GOAL SCORED AFTER 6 MINUTES BY NUMBER 38, PATRICK VAN AANHOLT!

This is the lineup that the Mail predicts: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Ramires Kalou Drogba Malouda

According to Sky Sports, Ancelotti has named the following lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Zhirkov Mikel Essien Benayoun Anelka Sturridge Malouda

Mail lineup: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Mikel Essien Benayoun Anelka Malouda Drogba

i notice Craig Bellamy is keeping very quiet...

So do we give Bruma a chance or move Essien back?

At least JT and Cole didn't have to pay, apparantly it cost Rooney £1200 for sex and (if Richard Littlejohn's sources are to be believed) £200 for a packet of cigs.

If he even gets a hundredth of the flak JT got, I'll look for pigs in the air.

Andy Townsend's lineup: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

Group A Inter Werder Bremen Tottenham FC Twente Group B Lyon Benfica Schalke Hapoel Tel-Aviv Group C Man Utd Valencia Rangers Bursaspor Group D Barcelona Panathinaikos FC Copenhagen Rubin Kazan Group E Bayern Munich AS Roma FC Basel CFR Cluj Group F Chelsea Marseille Spartak Moscow Zilina Group G AC Milan Real Madrid Ajax Auxerre Group H Arsenal Shakhtar Donetsk Braga Partizan Belgrade

Technical Problems my arse, ITV.com just can't be arsed.

Group of Death: Chelsea Real Madrid Ajax Spartak Moscow Group of Life: Chelsea Panathinaikos Basel Zilina

Jobseeker's allowance comes through next week, I'll be able to spare some money then.

England, with JT as his assistant manager? We can only hope...

Wayne Bridge's Revenge?

Happy Birthday Layla! Don't let Man City/the Germans ruin it!

Daily Mail lineup: Cech Ivanovic Terry Alex Cole Mikel Essien Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

I thought the Sun wasn't allowed as a source...mind you, having Peter Kenyon run your club is like doing business with somebody called Sly Sludge, or marrying a woman called Nasty McSpendsmoney.

He'll be knocking up his sister-in-law next.

They'll turn a corner four times this season.