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Drogba11CFC last won the day on December 14 2009

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  1. America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended) Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen. The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?" Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me." Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch." David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's
  2. Seeing as the queues for Ferdinand (both), Hunt and Barton stretch around the block, I'll go with James McClean and the Swansea ball bag...I mean ball boy.
  3. Des Kelly was spewing out his usual BS yesterday.
  4. Have they ever won a European Cup, a European Cup, a European Cup...
  5. The Guardian, publishing complete and utter bollocks since 1821. May have supported the Confederates during the American Civil War, sacked Malcolm Muggeridge for exposing Soviet atrocities in the 1930s.
  7. This is how I see this trial...
  8. The Beano and The Simpson. Nowadays, the Beano is shit.
  9. Best: Beating Barca, winning the Champions League, winning the FA Cup, and beating QPRsoles 6-1. Worst: Losing to QPR, Arsenal, Liverpool, drawing with Man Utd
  10. American Front, the first book in the "Great War" portion of Harry Turtledove's Southern Victory series. Turtledove eventually got lazy and turned the Confederate States into a parallel of Nazi Germany, while inserting out-of-place sex scenes and references to zinc oxide.
  11. Sic semper mendacibus, Ferdinand. Sic semper mendacibus.
  12. Support Your Local Gunfighter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSeViuN8-7c Breakheart Pass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PvV4KV0ehM Cactus Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227RnUZCL9w&feature=related
  13. http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=2.38&soc=2.15 Although I think I'm more UKIP than Tory.
  14. Let's show Barton and Ferdinand what happens to tweeting twats. Also, the people on that QPR board are so far up their own arses it's no wonder they're all talking shit. Anyone know how to IP ban them?
  15. I think we should play these songs pre-match. Something catchy, defiant, military, something "up and at 'em." (Say what you like, but the Confederates had far, far superior music. Too bad for them that it was a Civil War and not Eurovision.) And, because it's Terry vs. Ferdinand (and Chelsea vs Barton the tweeting twat) round 3: This time it's even more personal...
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