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At least we didn't implode Arsenal-style.

It had to be Lee bloody Bowyer to score...really took the shine off of me winning just under 35 quid at my local ground.

Here we go, from Andy Townsend's column: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Alex Cole Mikel Ramires Malouda Anelka Drogba Kalou

Our expected linuep: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Malouda And Sunderland's: Gordon Onouha Bramble Turner Bardsley Malbranque Henderson Cattermole Zenden Richardson Gyan

Fisting Ferdinand 9: Only legal in Holland.

It's a draw at citeh.

Essien was already on a yellow, maybe it was a second yellow.

Chelsea 1-0 Fulham FT And Dempsey shouldn't have been on the field in the first place.

He got away with elbowing Bos.

#21 Kalou OFF #23 Sturridge ON

#15 Malouda OFF #07 Ramires ON

Ramires getting ready

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I don't see what the Fulham fans find so funny about malaria...

Ideal lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Cole Essien Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Kalou

Here's how the Mail thinks Chelsea will line up: Malouda Drogba Anelka Zhirkov Mikel Essien Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Cech

He'll soon be playing for the best team in the Championship.

Ah well, we're at home next week.

To it's credit, the Mail does have Martin Samuel, who is as impartial and unbiased as you can get, as its chief sports writer.

Townsend's lineup: Cech Ivanovic Terry Alex Cole Essien Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Malouda

I read on Digital Spy's forums that an ad for next Sundays News of the World promised more shocking revelations about John Terry...originally printed January 2010. The NOTW is one of several hundred things I would take great pleasure in wiping my arse on.

RIP

Had Lucho Gonzalez marked down as a danger (he's been a pain in the arse on FM before, despite his lack of flexibility) but apparantly he hardly threatened at all.

It had to be Carlos bloody Tevez...

00/01 Man City 1-2 Chelsea 02/03 Man City 0-3 Chelsea 03/04 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 04/05 Man City 1-0 Chelsea 05/06 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 06/07 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 07/08 Man City 0-2 Chelsea 08/09 Man City 1-3 Chelsea 09/10 Man City 2-1 Chelsea I beg to differ.