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1-0, Kalou scores!

1525: Full-time Manchester United 1-0 Liverpool Dalglish to be sacked, you heard it here first.

The F-Bomber is on standby.

BBC Sport Online, following the game there. Click on Chelsea vs Ipswich.

Looks like we've started well.

My lineup: Turnbull Bosingwa Bruma Terry Van Aanholt McEachran Ramires Kakuta Lampard Kalou Sturridge

Always one fatal flaw.

Looks like it's for our title challenge.

At least we aren't as bad as Liverpool.

HT. We've had more shots, more possession and more corners. They're just lucky cunts.

Hunt should be on at least a yellow by now.

One positive- Spuds are losing.

The thought of Stephen Cunt getting 3 points out of us...we're playing like an LJN game!

All together now: Stephen Hunt, is a cunt, Stephen Hunt, is a cunt, Stephen Hunt, is a cunt...

How about 4-2-3-1? Cech Bosingwa Alex Terry Cole Ramires Essien Anelka Lampard Malouda Drogba Essien and Ramires switch between going forward and dropping back, with Lampard as the main AM.

Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Bruma Terry Cole Ramires Essien Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda Telegraph predicted Ferreira at CB

Complete fucking shambles. That is all.

And when we do get it in the net, the flag goes up? Fuck off lino!

Could be Hughton...

Finally.

We need another player for every position.

This is fucking shit.

Could be 4-2-3-1.

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Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda