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Anyone know which number he'll have? My money would be on #10.

I'm pretty sure we all remember how great Veron was.

OK, so no Anti-Semitism/Islamophobia/racist comments/hate preaching of any kind. Fair enough, good thing too. Are we still allowed to make fun of the French?

"Hello, Mr Mancini? There's this player you should buy who can stop Drogba, Rooney and Torres in their tracks, he's the best defender in the world...his name's Titus Bramble. You'll have to spend big on him though, as he's very expensive."

Epic Fail.

I'd say it goes like this: William Gallas: 1000 evil points Stephen Hunt: 957 evil points Craig Bellamy: 891 evil points Steven Gerrard: 890 evil points Robinho: 460 evil points

Doubt it - they'd have no luck conscripting at Chelsea.

I read in The Mail on Sunday that Bellamy, Ireland and de Jong - that's three quarters of Team Bridge - could be on their way out.

The song is sung at a fast pace. At least, the song it's based on is. (If that's what you mean). And it's adapted from "Kyle's mom" in the South Park film.

With the world cup over, the league season is starting. And that means members of Team Bridge will be out recruiting/conscripting. So here's a nice new chant, based on a song from the South Park film, to sing whenever we play City or if Capello's watching. Lyrics: Weeelllll, Team Bridge are cunts! They're big fat cunts! They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world! They're stupid cunts! If there ever were cunts! They're cunts to all the boys and girls! On Monday they're cunts, On Tuesday they're cunts, On Wednesday thru Saturday they're cunts! Then on Sunday just to be different, They're super king kamehameha cay-unts! (Come on you all know the words!) Have you ever heard of this group "Team Bridge", They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world! They're mean old cunts, And they have stupid shirts! They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts! They are stupid cunts! (Woo!) Team Bridge are cunts And they're such ugly cunts!(Hey!) Talk to fans around the world. It might go a little bit something like this... 队阴道桥 L'Équipe Bridge sont vagin Team Bridge zijn cunts Team Bridge son cunts Have you ever hear of this group "Team Bridge", They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world! They're mean old cunts, And they have stupid shirts! They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts! They are stupid cunts! Team Bridge are cunts And they're such ugly cunts! I reeeally mean it, Team Bridge, They're big fat, fuckin' cunts! Big, old, fat, fuckin' cunts! Team Briiiiiiiidge! Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa! (The original song was called "Kyle's Mom" and was sung by Eric Cartman.)

I'd love to see their season collapse through disharmony...fuck that, I'd love to see "Team Bridge" end up making the France team look like a fucking tea-party!

But then how will Blatter be able to drop his steaming great logs all over English football?

I hope Valencia are ready for his return. Chelsea are still trying to regrow the (proverbial) feeding arm that Wayne Bridge bit off back in February.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you...West Ham's loss was our gain.

Slovakia vs Paraguay Result: Paraguay win Final Score: 2-0 First Scorer: Cardozo Italy vs New Zealand: Result: Italy win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Pirlo Brazil vs Ivory Coast Result: Brazil win Score: 3-2 First Scorer: Toure

Netherlands vs Japan Result: Netherlands win Final Score: 3-0 First Scorer: van Persie Ghana vs Australia Result: Australia win Final Score: 0-1 First Scorer: Kewell Cameroon vs Denmark Result: Cameroon win Final Score: 0-1 First Scorer: Eto'o

Germany vs Serbia Result: Germany win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Klose Slovenia vs USA Result: USA win Final Score: 0-1 First Scorer: Altidore England vs Algeria Result: England win Final Score: 3-0 First Scorer: Lampard

Argentina vs South Korea Result: Argentina win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Messi Greece vs Nigeria Result: Draw Final Score: 0-0 First Scorer: No Scorer France vs Mexico Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Malouda

Honduras vs Chile Result: Chile win Final Score: 1-3 First Scorer: Alexis Sanchez Spain vs Switzerland Result: Spain win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Xavi South Africa vs Uruguay Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Pienaar

New Zealand vs Slovakia Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Stoch Ivory Coast vs Portugal Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Kalou Brazil vs North Korea Result: Brazil win Final Score: 6-0 First Scorer: Luis Fabiano

Netherlands vs Denmark Result: Netherlands win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Robben Japan vs Cameroon Result: Cameroon win Final Score: 1-2 First Scorer: Eto'o Italy vs Paraguay Result: Italy win Final Score: 3-0 First Scorer: Gilardino

Algeria vs Slovenia Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Koren Serbia vs Ghana Result: Draw Final Score: 0-0 First Scorer: No Scorer Germany vs Australia Result: Germany win Final Score: 2-1 First Scorer: Klose

South Korea vs Greece Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Lee-Chung Yong Argentina vs Nigeria Result: Argentina win Final Score: 1-0 First Scorer: Messi England vs USA Result: England win Final Score: 3-0 First Scorer: Rooney

South Africa vs Mexico Result: Draw Final Score: 1-1 First Scorer: Guardado Uruguay vs France: Result: Draw Final Score: 0-0 First Scorer: No Scorer

Gerrard does pack a mean punch though.