misschief

She wants her head testing.

Rapturous applause. Well said that man.

She's a mug. Not sure which bit makes him look worse, the fact his wife's telling the world he can't get it up after a few drinks or that she didn't deny the claims he's got a little dick. Either way he aint exactly come out of this one covered in glory.

I'm impressed with the change in him since JT and Lamps have been out of the side. In terms of presence and setting an example to the rest of the team, he seems to have grown overnight. Is it me or has he not been throwing himself on the floor so much either?

No he only extended til summer but thank god he did. What a great servant for the club, loyal and a true professional. Just steps in whenever he's needed and does whatever is asked of him.

Still dont think Sidwell's anywhere near good enough to wear the shirt but he looked better than usual today. Another frustrating performance from Malouda, lost the ball way to easy and way too often, needs to stop being such a pussy and toughen up. Great performance from Maka again, the bloke's an absolute star. I am loving Anelka already, class goal and nice assist, Shauny wouldnt have been quite as unselfish I think. Anyone else notice the change in Joe Cole lately in the absence of JT and Lamps? He seems to have taken over the reins, great presence and contribution. What a goal from Sibierski though!

Probably not the best decision morale-wise but Capello strikes me as a very clinical decision maker. He doesnt have an emotional connection so his decisions will be ruled by his head rather than his heart.

Tbh, I couldnt care less what Cole gets up to in the bedroom but when its splashed over the front pages and looks like its gonna keep him off the pitch this weekend, then its time he started thinking about keeping his dick in his trousers.

Ok great, from a tarty northern barmaid to a dead woman........keep digging that hole. Older one's? I take it you're referring to yourself, JBD and FB there? Ok back on topic yeah I think the divide comes from some people being happy as long as the results keep coming, after all, it wasnt that long ago when we were struggling a bit and looking pretty unconvincing that the 'Grant's ok' bandwagon lost a bit of momentum - we get into a final and hey ho, he's doing a good job again. Our opinion might not be fully understood but at least its been consistent.

Maybe we dont all want university challenge, there's nothing wrong with down to earth talking y'know. Just because they all compare degree's in the stands these days doesnt mean its a pre-requisite to every conversation about football. Oi, cheeky fucker.

Seriously LMFAO here.

Absolutely agree with that, cant actually see him winning it, but irrespective of whether he wins us anything or not I won't be drawn into believing that a man who can't string a coherent sentence together has actually 'managed' anything more than his bank account during his time at Chelsea.

Made me LMFAO, still, at least the stories are about a woman this time. Its such a well written piece though - Chelsea fan Aimee......."I knew who he was..." no shit? And she's proud of the fact he had to be that drunk to have sex with her in the first place and still puked halfway through. Classy bird eh? And they reckon this'll infuriate Grant - now THAT I'd love to see.

Seeing as the results havent been bad, why would we be looking for excuses? Maybe because we just know the quality's not the same? Y'see the thing about cheap goods is they look ok for a while but eventually, after a bit of wear and tear, you realise its a false economy and you should've had the best to start with.

There's some scouse bird that does that I heard. I wont even comment on the topic, like Ive said before comparing Jose and Grant is like comparing Prada with the Pound Shop.

Absolutely, he said himself last season the pace of the premiership took him by surprise but we'd worked that out for ourselves once he'd spent the first half of the season auditioning for a place in Next's window. He's looked much more like the player we expected since coming back from injury though, definitely more Action Man than Barbie's Ken now. Hopefully this 'calf strain' isnt anything to worry him. Be good to see Sheva sort his injury out and get in a few games before Drogba gets back as well, he definitely seemed up for it.

Bloody inconsiderate of her waiting for semi-final day.

He was a lazy cunt to be fair though.

I thought he ran his arse off, shades of Drogba with his getting back and defending.

We look pretty woeful really, cant see us hanging on to the lead at all.

Chelsea players getting injured, surely youre worrying yourself about nothing there? It'll never happen.

Ballack's coping admirably without Lampard, I dont think another two weeks is going to make that much difference.

Yeah well, I know thats how it is these days but money's never been my god so I won't be worshipping the changes anytime soon.

How was Drogba shit? he might not have scored as many as some would've liked but he was a workhorse from day one. The fact he was aero-dynamically challenged just gave the boo boys ammunition and detracted from how much he worked his arse off for the team imo.

I wouldnt go as far as the whole AFC thing but on the other hand there is more to it than just whats going on on the pitch. It shows just how much the game's changed when all the trimmings that go with it are suddenly regarded as irrelevant. Yes, ultimately its about the football but surely its everything else that makes the football worthwhile? Its the 'standing, singing and hardcore support' that creates the atmosphere. If youre saying the atmosphere doesnt matter, then they might as well play behind locked doors and charge us all for watching quietly at home with our cups of tea. How many times have we heard the crowd referred to as 'the twelfth man?' What's wrong with enjoying everything else that goes with matchday - the obsessive rituals (that most of us wouldnt even admit to for fear of changing the outcome of the game), the beer before, during and after, the all singing all dancing days when we were actually allowed to enjoy a game?