misschief

Yeah thanks for giving everyone the opportunity to take the piss out of us again!

But surely thats the whole point, why piss about with the squad in a quarter and a final? Suicidal management.

Preferably with a 12-bore.

Not from the minute he paid it into the account it wasnt. It was said at the time it would not need to be returned, his way of showing committment apparently. Then he went and got us Grant just to prove he'd got a sense of humour too.

Its got nothing to do with bottle and everything to do with being obsessed to the point of being deranged. Either he's sacked tonight or them death threats are going to start looking a whole lot more rational by tomorrow morning. If I'm forced to go to work with a hangover tomorrow and that twat is still in charge, it'll be me thats sectioned, I swear.

As painful as it is, Im actually watching SSN in the vain hope that his departure is announced.

Why all the changes? because he didnt respect the opposition? didnt respect the cup? didnt have a bloody clue? By all means rest players, but whats wrong with having them on the bench just in case? What exactly was his plan B? Pizarro again? do me a bloody favour, I could do better than him in my wellies. And yeah of course the players have to look at themselves, they didnt perform yet again, but lets be fair here, it must be bloody hard playing for a manager who constantly pisses about with the side, hasnt got a clue who to play in what position never mind what bloody game and is about as motivating as a bout of depression.

I'd like to apply some pressure right now...............to his head with a bloody great crowbar.

The only way I can accept that defeat is if Grant is sacked tonight. Sod waiting til the end of the season, the season's over for us anyway - just let Ten Cate and Clarke see it out now and save us any more shame. And if anyone says "we're still in two competitions" I swear I'll lose my fucking mind. We couldnt win the Conference League right now never mind the Champions League.

Grants taking the right piss if he thinks thats acceptable. And as for the Russian twat, let Jose go so we could lose out to Spurs then Barnsley ffs? Fuck right off. The club is being turned into a bigger joke everyday and we have to suffer the consequences. Totally sick of this.

An in form Drogba??? You sure? He looks lazy and disinterested to me.

Tri-Blue's PC is now deceased. He's going off his head with boredom.

If Shannon's mum had neglected her to go out for a meal, she'd have Social Services crawling all over her. Yet the McCann's were excused because they're the 'respectable, professional couple'. Helped that they were such willing media whores as well I guess.

He'll send them all out with machete's then? You can rely on Mourinho to be as subtle and understated as ever. The man's just one of the true character's in management and the PL is a much poorer place without him. Can't wait to see him back and wish him only the best but I have a feeling his next job will be much more of a test for him.

Its not you, hasnt looked like his heart's in it lately. Really aint impressing again tonight either.

Bloody right, it was 25 degrees this weekend, great stuff. Probably not the best season to have joined Milan though, struggling to even qualify for CL football next season.

LMFAO I'll just shut up about Kalou shall I?

As long as we dont take our foot off in the second half we're looking comfortable for the win. Still never understand playing Ferreira ahead of Belletti and Kalou winds me right up, but apart from that its all good.

I'm surprised Terry hasn't approached Grant if everyone's that unhappy - then again, maybe he already has?

It needs to be someone who's used to handling big ego's - Rijkaard is one who doesnt seem to be going away. Can't stand him personally but right now I'd be prepared to put up with him - and I really can't believe I'm saying that. Hiddink's another possible. Another one out of a job in May will be Ancelotti, but I just can't see him fancying Chelsea somehow. And then of course Rafa'll be available as well...... What will become of the Clueless One? he'll go back to shuffling.........cones.

He says he was doing it to show support for his brother - like his brother would have the Everton game on live in his cell? Big mistake publicly backing him up for something like that, complete twat.

Went to Milan v Lazio on Saturday night and he was one of the few to play from the first team. Definitely stands out as a player with massive potential. In that game though, he was a little like the old Ronaldo - too many of the tricks and stuff that didnt come off, but he'll learn when not to do it in time. Great player to watch and they absolutely love him over there already, there's Pato gear everywhere you look. Mourinho was very keen to sign him, think he got pretty close at one stage but the minute Milan waded in Pato was only ever going to sign for one club.

You can never have enough yachts.

Is no-one going to question the players here at all? Don't get me wrong, I really can't stand Grant and its clearer everyday he hasnt got the first idea how to manage a squad of players. But shouldn't we be just a little worried that some of them are starting to think they're bigger than the club? If they've got concerns about the manager, is holding meetings of their own the right way to go about it? He's the manager whether they like it or not and surely the way to change that is to approach Roman? They cant run the club on their own no matter how they feel.

There's more chance of me managing Chelsea next season than Grant. Roman's made some really bad decisions but he wont make the mistake of believing he can do anything other than appoint a replacement in the summer imo.