Aesthetic Relic

Excellent - Perfect chance to rattle up a cricket score

We really need to start getting a head of steam up and get a winning streak on the go. to do that we have to play our strongest XI which doesn't include Torres sadly. As improved as he is, it's clear to see that Demba Ba offers so much more than him up front. Add to that Lampard, he's bang in form and should be nowhere near the bench. If either of these two are on the bench tonight we'd be as well as forgeting about this season completely.

Never offside

This has got smash and grab written all over it. Waken up ffs

Well that was utter bullshit. 45 minutes of my life I wont get back again. Ivanovic must have borrowed my boots, his shooting has been honking.

Decided to take it off, as you can see I look ten years younger

Me - Prior to getting absolutely shitfaced last weekend

After watching the 1st half v Barcelona I had to get back to work. Driving up to Belfast Internatonal Airport was torture as it was all Barcelona. I got to the coach park and had the radio up full pelt standing at the door smoking my brains out. Next thing......Torres is clean through, rounds Valdes and slots it home. I ran out into the car park with folk walking all around me coming home from holiday, etc......Arms aloft circling the car park screaming my head off "FUCKING TORRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS" I think I even hugged a taxi driver at one stage

If I'm honest I'm sick to the back teeth of all this. He's been found not guilty by a court of law, the agenda to have him punished by certain individuals has bordered on obsessive. It was farcical, the club and JT want to put this to bed and get on with playing football. Even if he had appealed the decision it's almost certain the corrupt FA wouldn't back down and possibly extend the ban. We're moving on, we've a title to win......Team Terry - deal with it !!!

That would be my 13 year old nieces room.......give me some credit ffs

I have to admit, I'm absolutely blown away by this young lad. I'd heard all the hype, but now I've seen him actually play a couple of games the hype doesn't do him justice. We've scored 6 goals and he's already got 5 assists, that's just mind boggling

Saw the same line up elsewhere......as strong as we could possibly put out imo.

Can't believe this thread is still going

Drugs are bad kids.........

You southern Scotland lads humour me greatly

I think I'll catch the highlights tomorrow, up @ 6am for work.

Any links I've looked at has the Ko @ 02:00.......I'm slightly confused

H2H code isn't working, is there a digit missing ?

That's me in.....

Your balls would look good on the end of my size 10 boot

Just watched a few videos of him on youtube, the first thing that stands out for me about him is he is always running with his head up looking around him for options. For me that is a sign that he's an intelligent footballer. Some players once they get the ball get their heads down and just run ( See Kalou, Baros, etc...) Another thing is that when he shoots he appears to have a knack of keeping it under control if that makes sense. He picks a spot and commits everything to make sure it's on target rather than just lashing it in the direction of the goal. I have to say I'm impressed, albeit from a selection of clips. He's definately one for the future.

One word......Ramires. When he arrived he was built like a budgies hard on, it took him a while to get into the flow of English football and he's flourished without bulking up.

Wobbly lip is very appropriate as he does have a wobbly top lip. Nothing to do with his colour in the slightest. He talks like he's had a stroke and for the record I also recall him being called Daffy Duck due his speach. It's just one of those things people pick up on about a persons feature(s). If you remember "Spitting Image", stars regularly got the piss ripped out of them due to their features, speach impediments, etc....Ferdinand would certainly have his lip movement exaggerated to the extreme.

I would piss on them if they were on fire.......Only if I pissed petrol

No imagination ffs. + =