Aesthetic Relic

In the dream scenario that we do manage to win today, I will personally sign up for Twitter just to give Rio Ferdinand some abuse. I cant stand that flappy lipped egotistical jobby jabber.

Celtic....I can't find a word that describes my dislike of them. Manure.... Arrogant wankers. You're Man Utd, you'll do what you want ? Well you can suck my balls and call me Shirley. I can't wait to ram those words so far down their throats. Liverpool....Constantly living on past glories. Welcome to the here and now.....Losers.

Kaka is a fud.....he's finished imo. We may as well go out and sign Fat Ronaldo

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. How many times have we had the chance to take advantage of a Manure slip up this season and failed ? Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely delighted to have the opportunity to retain the title, but I have a groundhog day feeling about this. On a positive note, win and we're in pole position. Everton and Newcastle have nothing to play for other than a league position. Manures opponents Blackburn and Blackpool will be fighting for their EPL survival. This is going to come down to goals and it's been proven on plenty of occasions that we score more goals when we play 4-3-3. This system that is our best weapon. I just pray that Ancelotti realises this and doesn't play safe and concentrate on the 3 points. It's shit or bust.......time to stand up and be legends.

Ya fucking dancer !!!!!!

MILF

Strange decision.......Kalou will be waddling out in a pair of these babies in the 2nd half.

I hope my eyes are playing tricks on me, but did I just see the sprinklers turned on to water the pitch ?

Oooooooooooooooooooft

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........Super Frank

Final ball needs to improve

As soon as he turned I saw that rifling into the top corner.......maybe next time Didi

Rafa can suck my fat one

Really ? I was running round the living room like Marco Tardelli (World Cup final 82) then stood pumping my fists at the TV screaming C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. I'd only sat down and those cunts scored....talk about gutted.

Meh......I'm not in the mood for any back slapping atm. I'm devastated after that tonight. So excuse my negativity

Fucking typical. Another fucking decision that goes againt us. Hernandez makes a bee line for Terry the goes down like he's been shot by a fucking sniper. JT gets booked, Manu fart about with the ball for a bit then score. I fucking knew that would happen. I've been sitting waiting for it the whole first half. I'm getting fucking sick of this shit.

I'd love to kick seven colours of shit out of Ferdinand....fucking wanker.

what the fuck is it with us in europe and not getting penalties. that was clear cut ffs ....fuck shite

Every single loose ball is dropping to a red shirt.....it just aint our night

Benefit of the doubt ? He almost decapitated him ffs

If I got a £ for every time I said "TUT.....For fuck sake" I'd be buying out Abramovich

This is painfull to watch

We're creating problems for ourselves....find a blue shirt for fuck sake

Too many empty shirts out there tonight. Lampard, Drogba and Essien have done hee haw. Lampard cant make anything stick, Drogba is more interested in fannying about and Essien is chasing shadows. Ditch this 4-4-2 and go 4-3-3

AWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK