Magic Lamps

who the fuck is jadson? maaan, Hulk's thighs are huge....almost as huge as mine

I do. It has been the decisive moment in this match. Spain would have equalised and the game would have been completely different. That amazing block was a better skill than a goal and won Brazil the Cup.

Cardozo is average, has only played in shit leagues and is too old to acclimatize to the epl. Fred is a good finisher and has proven so at the confed cup, but he also has not made it at any big club he played for and he is too slow for the EPL. Pellegrini is an ok coach whose hype is acutally much bigger than his trophy cabinet.

both spanish chelsea players been useless today

why does Ramos take penalties?

Yup world champion having torres and Arbeloa starting...

chill guys, the 2014 world champion had better things to do than participating at this tournament. This game only decides who will lose to us in the final.

Busquets accusing s.o. of taking a deliberate tumble....spot the mistake...

ooooh oscar score FFS

wild beginning. Why did Casillas go down? If he had stayed on his feet he probably would have got a hand to it.

Less interesting than strategic.

then you are surely not in Zambia. Back to Torres: 2010 World Cup with a couple of futile sub-apppearances and literally not contribution to the team. - World Champion 2012 wins Champions League with his only countable contribution in the knock-out stages being an assists vs an unorganized benfica and an unnecessary goal vs Barca when he had only the goalie in front of him - CL winner 2012 wins European Championships with one full and two sub appearances scoring two saveable goals vs a depleted Shay Given and Ireland and one after the match is already decided. Wins golden boot because he also assists a 4th goal when he is too chicken to shoot himself and on least minutes needed for the three goals - European Champion and European Golden boot 2013 wins Fifa confed cup and golden boot because of 4 goals against Tahiti

It looks like Rooney's clear-the-air-talks with Moyes have not really gone the way Ferguson predicted it. Would prefer the ugly chap over Cavani after all this shit with his clause. Also heard City are seeing Fred or Cardozo as replacements for Tevez. Now i get an idea why Pellegrini has never won a title. Replacing an on his day worldclass player with a one of those average clowns, maybe City will not be that much of threat next season...

There is nothing about 70m in this link. As if Chelsea would pay a penny to Palermo and that other club. Whatever the price will be, and be sure it will be neither 63m nor 70m. That's classic. An Italian joking about German economy. Maybe we had no Berlusconi (whose reign was your very own fault btw), half our country was a communist pseudo-economy, which had to be adapted in these years but we still remained Europe's economic powerhouse. No idea how you could overlook the big German flag left to my username and no idea what club ownership has to do with a country's economy. Even in the richest countries there are poor clubs and clubs owned by foreigners. Dude, you make no sense whatsoever.

An already awesome Real side + Isco and Suarez is scary. No idea whether Isco is better than Özil. Anyway we really should aim to strengthen our defense. With Luiz in his confed-cup form, Cole ageing and Azpi still unproven in CL it can get really shaky against the big gus, esp as we still do not have a good DM. Personally, I would make a defensive signing priority over a striker.

Now we got Schürrle a Hulk signing becomes even more unrealistic. His inconsistency and technical deficiencies often let his past in semiprofessional football shine through. Unique player, still, but no exactly what we need, esp not as striker.

I'm pretty sure KDB does not give a fuck which number he gets. He is not a kid who cries around "mimimi...i can't have my lucky number...buhu". He knows he has to earn his place, he won't start having star affectations. He can't afford those.

1. No one, NO ONE will pay 70m for Cavani. Not even City 2. That is not how the 10% rule works. Palermo will get 10% of the price he is sold for, not an additional 10%. The price will be determined by Chelsea and Napoli and the latter will pay those 10% of the deal, a maximum of 6.3m €. If you always think you'll get an extra 10%, I can retrace why you country's economic is so freakin messed up. 3. Chelsea won't pay 63m for Cavani. If they were prepared to do so, they already would have. Napoli is not an established top club who can simply make their players stay as long as ADL wants. As of now, they are only a springboard. If they forced Cavani to stay, it would send out a message to all players they might want to sign someday, that it will be very hard to get out. As long as a club does not play for titles and does not pay those extra high wages it can't afford that stance. If Cavani wants to move adn no one pays the clause, Napli wil be forced to accept a lower bid. If they don't they will have an unhappy Cavani around for whom they will get a good deal less when they finally have to sell him next year.

Well, would not mind a decent midfielder, but isn't he also more of a player for a 4-3-3? Or is he able to play as DLP?

really? I mean, rami is a decent defender. Tall, strong, great header and tackling, does anything he is asked to do as a CB...but nothing else. Opposite to Cahill he lacks every kind of pace whatsoever, can forget about a highline with Rami.

Imagine Mata, Oscar, Lamps are out, we face a big fish in the CL and simply decide to sit back and field a Defense ---------David Luiz------ ----Ramires----KDB Hazard--Cavani--Schürrle lineup. The counter-attacking prowess of that team can bury any opponent as soon as they lose the ball. David Luiz can make one of his mega aggressive tackles to hand us the ball when we have no right to get. KDB and Ramires can easily break through the midfield, Hazard and Schürrle will race to give Cavani a tap in.

OMG. I could not believe he could be even uglier than he is already. But he just has to open his mouth.

Particularly strange cos English is pretty easy to learn. Speaking fluent Italian or French as a foreigner is much harder due to their complex syntax. Every damn pronoun has an own inflexion in almost every European language except in English. That's why most Germans love to learn it. I think in South America ppl might have problems adapting to a non-Romanic language even though they are in fact easier. When players come to europe and find a community of Spanish and Portugese speakers here, they do not see the necessity of learning the language. On the other hand everyone is wanking about how good Guardiola's German is. He has been studying German for half a year, 5 hours a day and still sounds like his incisors have been unplugged. There are really few ppl who speak accurate German. Even most Germans speak some funny idioms whilst most learners sound completely ridiculous cos they do not get along with all those hard consonants. That's also the reason why everyone thinks we would speak like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjV-4CtiIV0

We do not overpay everytime. i think every minor acquisiton like Azpi, Moses, Ba we pay a reasonable price. Everyone would have to pay so much for ppl like Cavani, Torres... But surely Tevez is waaay better than Dzeko, question is whether Tevez is worth dealing with his antics and ridiculous wages. Ba costs half as much per week, is not moaning about the bench, not playing homesick, not taking time off for golf and not being an asshole towards his coach + he gives his all also against minor opponents whereas Tevez might be a worldclass player on his day in a big game but is average in 60% of the others. Ba might be an average player but he has scored terrific goals in which games? Bingo, the big games. I think in recent times there has not been much reason to risk buying a Tevez instead of playing the safer option by purchasing Ba.

Herzlich Willkommen beim Chelsea Football Club, Landsmann You might not have been my first choice, but I have a really good feeling about this move now. I think his decent English and Michael Ballack will help him settle really quickly. His great attitude sounds through the interview. He really has a nice sense for style, the suit suits him perfectly. He will look cool in a blue shirt, too. Somehow I can really relate to him, now the move has become real. He comes from a poor, middle-sized town in Rheinland-Pfalz, just like me and played his first days of professional football just 100km away. I'v witnessed his first games and goals . It just strikes me how amazing it has to be to join such a club and suddenly play alongside living legends like Petr and Lamps, guys u have always looked up to but who have also been so ever-distant.