FormerRussianSpy

Is this the one?

what a piss take. Adidas out!

Nah, his last kick of the ball for Chelsea should always be the CL winner..

That's how you end an era.

Smooth.

I've never been to Brazil but I like it because of when I bought some Brazilian churros at Camden market and the woman making them leaned over and I got to see a lot of a lovely pair of tits

I have been going to SB and away for over 40 years. There is no doubt Abramovich has brought success to the club so the question you have to ask is whether you would forfeit all the trophies for a less autocratic rule ?. What you have to remember is that it's a capitalist World , and that includes football.
The sport represents and reinforces capitalism's relations of labour and production. We find a hierarchy of coaches, trainers, assistants, directors and owners. Players are given monetary values and then bought and sold.
Capitalism promotes the idea that return on investment must be made as quickly as possible and so footballers rather than being nurtured and cultivated are being bought and sold as mere commodities across the globe. This includes managers where Roman has enough spare cash to buy out contracts.This concept also applies to football clubs, and ownership has passed around without discrimination, from exiled and corrupt billionaires to debt-ridden American businessmen, the Premiership has already bankrupted more than a few football clubs with the promise of more to keep financial administrators busy.
With this set up the fans are an afterthought, so know your place. But forums are a good place to moan.

I wouldn't actually make those, but some are funny. Do you ever laugh at yourself? Make jokes about your insecurities, etc. It's normal.

I managed to shag Cheryl Cole at the weekend.
2 things though
1) She has a really, really tight snatch.
2) The staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable cunts and have no sense of humour whatsoever

On another note... JT doing his best impression of Balotelli?!

So so pervy

Im in the same boat... lesser of the two evils mate

This is for all of you foreign fans or newer fans. Not many of you would've experienced us playing Leeds. Chelsea and Leeds have a mega rivalry, even now Leeds sing "We hate Chelsea" in every fucking match they play, even when they were in League 1. Obviously our first FA Cup win was over Leeds in 1970, one of the most talked about finals ever and first ever to be won via a replay. We beat them in the Carling Cup around 10 years ago 2-0 away with 2 Eidur goals but we do not usually do well there at all. There was an epic 3-2 win in 94/95 after going 2-0 down thanks to their keeper John Lucic being shit (He was always that good) but we always do badly against them away. Lots of memories though.
I was at the game in 02/03 when Eidur scored THAT stunning bicycle kick, another really cracking game when they were on the demise. It doesn't really matter where they are now, Chelsea vs Leeds is Chelsea vs Leeds or Leeds vs Chelsea whatever way you wanna put it. I remember Jon Harley's winner and the LEGEND JFH missing a penalty for them against us but scored 2 the year before when they humped us 3-1. Laurent Charvet ... remember his volley? Bet not many of you can and even James Milner scored a belter against us when he was 16!
This really is a match i wanted to see again and i hope we absolutely trash them. They are the dirtiest bunch of cunts football has ever seen, goes back to the Don Revie days in the 60's and 70's fucking shameful team, even the legendary Brian Clough couldn't control those bunch of shit filth. They are, as Dave Jones described, vile animals. If we get out of this match with minimal injury, we'll be lucky.
JT and Lamps are very much needed. Tell Luiz to stay at home, JT and Cahill are the guys to play at the back. Then i'd like to see Lampard with Ramires and Mikel in the middle with Hazard, Sturridge and Mata as the 3 up top. 4-3-3 is the way to go. We need the mix of power with skill in all areas. Can't wait for this! Long way to go though. Let's do them scum!
Oh yeah and Ken Bates is their owner, our owner from 1982 - 2003 when he bought us for £1 and sold us to Roman for £150 million ish. So yeah, Chelsea vs Leeds is pretty big.

As well as Moses who scored today from a Mikel cross.

Absolute classy touch outside the stadium!

WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE! CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE

maybe he meant "wanks"

Victor is married?
Moses be partin' some legs n shit..

BALLACK