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I also collected Yu Gi Oh and Beyblades.. those were the fucking days. Pokemon was also big and transformers.. Now a days I don't collect much bar STIs and a few body parts here and there.... na I have a decent collection of Adidas shoes. Would post a picture but I cba taking one due to extreme lazyness

Fucking hell, not even January yet and we're being linked to him already. Who says Robbie won't go on and win everything we're still in and continue as coach? Shit journalism tbh just reinstating facts we already know. Oh and also Pep if your reading no offence but your not good enough for Chelsea We should look at what Barca are doing though taking club legends that have went and got their coaching badges and became their clubs managers. The legendary players will probably care more about the club being their for so long.

We could sign him, wouldn't mind as long as he hands in a transfer request and begs Robbie to sign hm so we get a knock down price...

Haha! True, she could be into that sort of shit.... now just to find her now to find out...

Beat to it by Severinb At least Mata gets a rest. Plus no Luiz potentially which is kind of a yay reaction...

Mate, I'm unsure how that guy thats with Megan Fox got the chance to shag her.... tbh shes too good for everyone...

Fergie apparently backs Clattenburg, expect us to lose this case now and look like a bunch of dicks... fucking FA gobshites

Scots have got a great sense of humour in general. You need to get some Irn Bru special delivered I know you will like it.

The chances of us signing him are like me shagging Megan Fox, nearly impossible

Put him back on the wing, teach him how to defend a bit better and make some decent decisions then we will have some player on our hands.

Can we make predictions for the Leeds game already? Going for Chelsea 25 Leeds Utd 0 just because I hate Neil "scrotum face" Warnock or Colin Wanker as hes known

What the fuck? The more games the new players get together the better, means they will gel more and have better chemistry. Seriously your as bad as some of the Utd fans saying that.

Reckon Robbie will add this trophy to his list soon enough.

Neutral and Utd fans saying our team was much stronger than the one they put out meaning our victory wasn't as good as made out, so what we want to win this competition by putting out a strong team and the team is actually going through a transition period, not the finished article. What a bunch of dickheads some people are!

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES DAVID LUIZ LOSE THE BALL AND IT RESULTS IN A FUCKING GOAL. JESUS FUCK SOMEONE TELL HIM TO STOP DOING THAT ALREADY.

I know it was just a bit of a joke. I wouldn't encourage that sort of behaviour on the field.

If I was lucky enough to get a game I'd try and dropkick his ankle multiple times tbh. Would make sure hes fucked then! Or even do a Robert Huth vs Suarez, stomp on his chest hahaha

Dont worry, hopefully someone will mince him, hes a wee prick!

I think this is it lads, wee sneaky 6-1 win. Fuck Utd !!

Don't we have enough young midfielders though! Would just be a waste unless he would actually play which I highly doubt. Keep tabs on him perhaps and wait to the future.

Whens kick off 7:45?

Anyone got a link to the statement the club made?

They are making a seventh Star Wars, likely be pish tbh which will ruin an amazing trilogy of films. Same with that stupid new Bourne Film

L4D was the shiz. Killing zombies was fun... pity that knobend who Derren Brown paid to act in apocalypse isn't me because I'd whip out a shotgun and shoot all the "zombies" that are actually people with their faces painted making rather weird gruntin noises like they are being sucked off by the hoover.

Yeah I feeeeel not too bad, schools a pain in the arse but yeah fuck it. Cba doing the homework though... Also sorry to hear that Kezza mate, you'll find someone though