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A lot of Americans come to Edinburgh in Scotland the whole time to see the Edinburgh castle right and its on an old volcano thing which means its a fair bit above the rest of the city yeah but they still asked me where is the castle when I was going to see it with my parents a few years back? What this has to do with politics I don't know but yeah... get Americans a map of Edinburgh.... Wtf hahaha an orc from lord of the rings... just get the one ring to destroy them all that Sauron made to kill them. Sorry couldn't resist haha ! Is this shit about Romney being a Mormon true?

All the girls in Scotland fit into this category. Sluts. Hhahahaha true fact.

Bought them from amazon talking about school I really should be in the now but I cba moving. Does that make me a bad person? No it makes me Scottish. Lazy and prefers to be out of education...

Basically you shat yourself because the teacher would have ripped you a new one for breaking a "wee brown pencil", fuck me you share the best stories ever, that happened to me too.... did it fuck hahahaha

I am riddled with genital warts if that is any better.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I know, I know... I might be more handsome tbh mate, lets be honest here.

What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker): Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

I think I'm gonna attempt to grow a Juan Mata-esque beard.. well when I say attempt I mean not shave for ages until I have a beard...

Fuck shaving, keep it growing... I haven't shaved in a while either... aint nobody got time fo' dat

passing to him in the games should result to a club fine of 50 grand too.

I don't feel I'm being harsh on Danny. I just feel he is vastly overrated because hes young and English. Happens with a lot of players, like Ross Barkley at Everton who we were linked to after ONE GAME for 25 million pounds...... my point exactly.

This. If Rinus Michels (man known for creating the idea of Total Football) didn't go to Barca, Cryuff probably wouldn't have ended up there and then you could say neither would Van Gaal have or Rikjaard. Effectively meaning Pep's team wouldn't suit the philosophy as much as they wouldn't have been brought up playing that sort of football in their academy so yeah... the Dutch influence in that club was at least 20 years of work which gave Pep a set of players tactically and technically good enough to try and recreate Total Football. Barca don't even play total football, its tiki taka which has much more emphasis on keeping the ball moving rather than the players interchanging positions to confuse the other team whilst keeping a good solid shape.

You're underrating Moses. He has everything: talent, good attitude, ambition, pace, strength, footballing intelligence, tactical knowledge, ability scores goals and create them. Why can't he be a world beater with all that? Hes much further on in his development than Sturridge is right now. Marin is the Kalou replacement imo. Moses will be a first team player in a season or two time. Maybe he won't be on Hazard or Oscars level but he will be miles ahead of Sturridge. I have big hopes for him as does Robbie, hence why he talked so highly of him when he signed.

Fuck finishing second, don't want to get Barca, Dortmund or someone who is better than us. We need to win every game.

Both are poor excuses for strikers right now. Sturridge is really overrated because hes young and English I think and well Torres is just awful. Sturridge has potential but not potential like Oscar, Hazard, Moses etc. He will be a decent player not a world beater, hes so predictable too. If he wants to be a good player hes gonna have to start using his right foot... If Dannys so good why didn't Robbie not use him last season? Oh wait hes not that good obviously! And yes I said Moses has better potential than Sturridge because I believe he does. Sturridge lacks a footballers brain, doesn't track back, doesn't pass to others in better positions where as Moses excels tactically and will pass to others in good positions and is one hell of a player in the making.

Yeah we owned 40 percent of his rights, it seems we've bought the other 60 now so we own him outright.

Paulo Freitas ‏@Cynegeticus #Fluminense's young right-back Wallace has just been sold to Chelsea for €5.5m, but will stay at Flu until June, says 'Globo Esporte'. #CFC Yeah.. unsure whether to believe it or not, will probably announce it in January if its true.

Congrats Toronto. Unlucky Kezza, I suppose Randy Campbell will still be proud of ya though! Also unlucky to everyone else who was nominated, all good posters I don't think I should of been nominated this month but thanks for the votes anyway.

Balotelli is playing class...

Striker in, Edin Dzeko preferably. No official links but would be a great buy and deal if we pulled it off.

Nervous for this game.

Hes just trying to say that Milan had a better record in terms of games and the fact the league was harder back then which you can't deny. Juve's record was also still incredible though.

Do you know what ship has never stopped in Liverpool? The premiership.... Na I'll do some serious questions haha.. Do you think Clint Dempsey would of made an impact if he had signed for Liverpool instead of Spurs? What do you make of wee Raheem Sterling, best talent since Gerrard/Owen to come out of the youth set up? What do you make of Rodgers philosophy, is it the right one for Liverpool in your honest opinion? What do you make of Joe Allen and does his performances justify his pricetag? Can Rodgers bring Premiership success to Liverpool in his reign? Suarez, diver or constantly fouled?

Damn you Spike!

He is much better at CB. I remember I posted this a few months back and everyone was going crazy...