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WE'VE SIGNED DEMBA BA ON A THREE YEAR DEAL, WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sky Sports Sources ‏@SSNSourcesSKY SOURCES: We understand that Demba Ba has agreed a three-year deal with Chelsea and will complete his move in the next 48 hours. #CFC Just checked, that account isn't verified, I'm not so happy now.. could be lies

We will win the Europa League and all the top players will want to come to the Europa League champions!!!!!!! :P Falcao will do a twitter announcement "I'm joining a team who got put out the CL but won the Europa League" Eden Hazard 2.0

AM, 24, scored one good goal never ever ever seen him play though haha. If we're wanting another AM, why aren't we trying our best to get James Rodriguez from Porto? One of the biggest talents out there but instead we are going for Taison. No offense I'm sure hes a decent player but James Rodriguez is absolute class. For a 21 year old winger, 21 goals in 51 games is not bad at all (goals and games since Falcao left). Only problem is Porto are fucking dickheads and want 50 million for each manager that wins something and wanted 100 million for some bulky Brazilian who is playing shit right now in Russia.

If these cunts don't roll over like they do for every other team then its fair to say they really are cunts, just playing good against us.

I understand the risk with his knee but hes got 2 straight seasons of football without it affecting him so surely (well I hope) he'd be alright if we got him. Villa though, sign him up!

Seems like Taisons going to be signed, as long as he doesn't cost 20 million I don't really mind tbh. We did pay 50 million for a player worth 3 thumbs and a onion ring after all.

I used to love reading when I was 11-14 y/o, read all the Harry Potters and series of unfortunate events. Also read a whole load of autobiographies... Anyway one another note what the fuck is this music video all about, crazy bastarding ducks pecking cunts in the pecker because they were shouting at them and stole a grannys purse.... beware ducks are taking over, worlds gonna flood and they will rule in 2033

Get her a Frank Lampard one Haha. I don't really know, the only books I've read by choice are ones about football, football tactics and its history really. Oh in fact look for a series of unfortunate events, read all 13 or 15 books a few years back. There quite good, weird and interesting at the same time. Story makes no sense some of the time but its interesting, also a bit dark with all the killings etc.

Apparently Cavani's agent has came out and said he will leave Napoli at the end of the year and we are one of the 5 clubs that can afford him - us, Real, Barca, City, PSG. If true test Napoli this month and see if they will cash in now? Schurrle would be a good option for a wing but not as a CF

Anything except 50 shades of grey. Tbh I don't really know, if only she was a few years younger and it would have been easier to get her a book, like the magic key books (i think they were for like 7-11 year olds though but they were awesome years ago haha Does she like any actors/actresses/sports stars/pop stars or that? Could look for a autobiography of the certain person she admires...

You said we don't get a valuable return on our investment so I thought you were hinting at potential resale value....... if your meaning Villa isn't worth the 12-15 million euros which Barca are reportedly considering letting him go for and won't live up to that fee then well how do I say this in a nice way, well I'm sure your a nice guy and all... but.... just a little bit off your head No point mentioning Torres now, hes sadly our best striker but worst outfield player.....

We Hate Scouse see your signature. Is the "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." thing Spike was on about that girl who he was flirting with for a while, you mean, mean muthafucka. Anyway why didn't we get Cap back for Xmas

I do work, all Scots work, as actors who play ugly alcoholics who never wash for 3 months so they can appear on Holby City as a homeless guy who's drank so much whiskey hes pishing rice crispies out of his nostrils. Basically we'll all work as alcoholics until the world has run out of resources needed to make whiskey.. god may I pray that day never comes

Chelsea aren't Arsenal, we don't sell our best players or in fact any good players. We keep them.

Exactly Jose went and said he'd won important things and we'd won "things" in one interview. Mind games, used to unsettle your opponent but still people think Rafa had a personal agenda just to hate us..........

Clark learned from the best though and you could also say the same about Rodgers. I'd love to see Clark eventually end up as Chelsea boss, hes looked like a very promising manager so far at West Brom.

No sleep for me, getting used to it though. You've got work though I've not so the jokes on you

Since Ramires at RW is the topic here....... I've said this in a different thread before. Defensively Ramires could be used as a RW in a 4-4-1-1 or 4-2-3-1 to defend against talented teams left sides but offensively he could come into the middle as a box to box midfielder. It would mean going 4-3-3 though with Mata/Hazard(as an AM), Mikel and Ramires effectively**. Its an interesting thought tbh but it won't happen as it will unbalance the team when we are attacking leaving our right side vulnerable to counter attacks. **Inverted midfield (2-1 rather than a 1-2 or flat 3) -------Mata/Eden------- ---------------------------- ---Mikel---------Rami--- Anyway Eden hopefully will get a few vs QPR

But they still have a lot to offer, Cole is still imo the finest LB in the PL and possibly the world. Lampard would make a good rotation player despite being 35. Anyway the thing I don't get is though, why do people think just because Villa's 31 that it doesn't mean he won't score goals for fun in a team where hes the focal point of the attack? Hes hardly declined, just getting back to 100% match fitness and back to form...

Well Villa scored 17 Barcelona goals quicker than Torres scored 17 Chelsea goals didn't he? Villas record at Barca is still decent. Look at his Spain record though, top goalscorer in their history, if that doesn't shout "quality" at you then fuck knows what does! Villas hardly declining with age, his game was never about pace. Was always about clever movement and being clinical in front of goal. Always will be, he could play at a top level unto hes 36-37 because hes similar to Del Piero in the way that his game was never about speed. Thinking Villa's declining because hes getting old is ridiculous. Does that mean Lampard and Cole have declined? Maybe Lampards not the 20 goal a season MF but hes still good. Coles not as young but still the best or second best LB in the world. Age is just a number.

Hes barely a declining player, what gives any sign hes a declining player? He just needs to be used in his proper position, same with Zlatan at Barca. Zlatan left and flourished because he was played in his proper position, would be the same with Villa. To say Villa's a declining player because he suffered a leg break is a ridiculous thing to say.

His recent stats are worse than Torres? That's not right because in the first 7 games after his leg break, he'd scored 5 times. Thats not worse than Torres. Thats him also playing on the wing too. Villa = still one of the best CFs around just lost time with being played on the wing and being injured.

Thats one hell of a New Year then. I am surprised I didn't throw up at least once, I mean we had a whole lot of cider, shots, beer that night along with a massive chinese take away and I'd ate a whole load of bullshit earlier that day (crisps, biscuits, toast, bacon, sausage, sweets). Also I hate my friend, he dropped my corona that I'd been sold in a bar (somehow)... fucking bastard thats the last thing I remember about 2012, watching that bottle smash

Yeah getting on the fans sides not the issue here though haha, if he benches Torres hes going to have to get on Romans side while doing so.

Why would he go 50-50 on an appearance based wage when he could easily go 100-0 on an appearance based wage at any club that wants him? His knee hasn't fucked up yet but as I've said in the David Villa thread if it were between Ba and Villa, Villa would be a better option because the knee thing isn't there. Who says his knee will fuck up though?