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I'm not sure of anything anymore!

Weirder than this?!

Would be ideal if he can get a goal. The game is level and Vitesse really need to win.

If you've just started drinking, then you should try something like rum and coke which isn't too strong and doesn't taste too different from non-alcoholic drinks.

Guys, we have a problem, Ankit just got sacked because he hasn't logged in since November. Which means we're down to 21 teams. We could either have 3 leagues with 7 teams in each but that means that in each league there will be a team that won't have a match each match day. Or we can try something like 2 or 4 leagues. What do you guys think?

My commentator just said that Vitesse bought "Gustavo" Piazon from Malaga in the summer. I'm f***ing done!

They don't rotate while you're on the same page. They rotate every once in a while as you go through pages.

NO, Jose said he will do the medical in Paris or something. He's still in Switzerland, I think.

How is his knee being fucked up news to anyone?

Yeah, 14 games. I'm going to start it for next Sunday. Thursday and Sunday at 12:30 as per usual.

Who the fuck makes those GIFs? And WHY?!

Haha. When I say 42, I of course mean 42 thousand

In the FA cup? The most we'll get to see is Kalas or Baker off the bench if we're well ahead.

Pussy up, you man!

How can we even put out a weak team? It's not like we still have Marin and Benayoun in our squad. Any team we will put out will be strong of course.

Daily star? My mom is more knowledgeable than the daily star...and she thinks we bought Torres from the Spanish NT!

Since we seem to be stuck at 22 members, I suggest that I start the season already with 3 divisions. 8PL and 7 in the championship and League 1.

Guys, the fee with Basel has already been agreed. It cannot be changed. The only thing that can prevent this deal from going through is Salah not agreeing personal terms or failing the medical. But the club must be pretty sure that he wants to come here or they would not have made an announcement about it and Jose would not have said that he personally told him that he wants to come here. The Twitter account is his. Just go through the tweets and it has selfies of him and pictures from his wedding and other personal stuff. But the facebook page seems to be run by an admin which the case with most footballers.

It does get rotated with the other banners. But why do you have an issue with it anyway?

Thanks Kerry, but I think I'll just fail this time. I've never tried it and I always like experiencing new things Kidding, of course. I should really buckle down but that is proving rather hard when I log on here and find 42 new notifications

Milan confirmed it since yesterday. Nothing on our website though about him agreeing personal terms.

You kinda missed my point: Mata does not have certain qualities such as physical strength and pace to play as an AM in Jose's system. He can improve on certain stuff in his game, but he will never be Willian or Oscar. JT does not have the pace to play in AVB's high-line as another example. He can improve his positioning, but he will never be David Luiz. So, what does Luiz lack that he does not fit Jose's system? Cahill being more dependable than Luiz is only related to their current form which can change 180 degrees in a matter of weeks. In the second half of last season, David was one of our key men and our star defender while Cahill was inconsistent and error prone. I think we can turn that down because, unlike the Mata situation where we are loaded with AMs, we are currently looking to bring one more CB in, not get rid of one. The reason we agreed to sell Juan was not only because the offer was good, but also because we did not really need him. But we need Luiz, imo.

Jose fell out with Ramos for Real Madrid politics issues, not football. And Ricky used to go forward much more than Luiz does now! So did Lucio.Football is a game with infinite variables. In fact at times it feels like it's completely random. Who would have thought 5 months ago that we would be selling Juan to utd? No one on earth! Right now, what's keeping Luiz out of the team is a bit of inconsistency and Garry Cahill having the form of his life. That can easily change in a matter of weeks and Luiz could end this season the same way he ended last season as one of our key players. Again, the difference between the situation with Juan and Luiz is that Mata physically lacked the attributes to do the role in the system while Luiz has the skills and attributes but is lacking form and consistency.

@JayC, How's the weather down there in 7th? It looks like pretty delusional with 90% chance of bitter.

Firstly, Luiz is a CB, not a defensive midfielder. Secondly, his unreliability just means that he is out of form, it does not mean that he can't play the system and be a starter. And thirdly, it is an absolute myth that Jose only like English no-none sense defenders as I'm sure the likes of Carvalho and Ramos would tell you.