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She is obsessed with Fernando Torres. If there is one thing I know it is that teenage girls are nuts.

That table has character. You can't buy character froma shop.

Why he wants to leave Dortmund, I'll never know.

Kinda Blue you are aware it was a joke? I do agree with you on the reserve players.

the ocean...! I'm more capable with a brush than a pen. This scetch of Fin only took about 5 minutes of my time.

I think Forever Alone is your best sketch. You make me feel like uploading my Adventure Time sketch!

Zimmerman doesn't look awfully Aryan to me! Anyway I hate those Republican Bourgeoisie bastards. I bet he was shot in the back to. This is why I'm anti-guns, guns have never done anything good for the world. The USA's gun laws are embarassing.

I can't post in the Ex Blues forum. I wanted to post something in Joe Cole's topic...

Can't tell if it's sexist or logical.

Johnson is a LW. He is left footed. I just thought I would throw that out there.

I heard about this lad that plays for Swansea, his name is McEachran, I think. 18 years old, plays as CM, Left Footed and very composed. Sign him up, Roman!

Those Great Britain kits are fuuuuuugly.

I think he will poke in a few before it's all said and done. He like Meireles does well in cup competitions, so he could decimate Twattenham.

We could throw in Kalou as a replacement or even Lukaku on loan. If Jovetic has put his injuries firmly behind him who knows what he could do? Imagine a new Baggio...ahhhh.

I have a feeling ol' Sess is a big fish; small pond player. Kind of like Yoann Gourcouff. Besides Sess is turning 28 soon. And everyone should boot up FIFA 12 and have a look at Gaston's picture. It looks nothing like him and I laugh everytime I see it. There are so many bad photos on FIFA 12.

It doesn't matter how many are scored. I would rather have 4 important game changers than 30 'add-ons'. Well, maybe...30 goals would be nice...

Yeah, snorted when I read that. And I never snort. Ever. He looks like a stereotypical Footballer now. Why the hell do they like Mohawks so much?

Ivan scores when he wants to. That is why they are all important...

I like Rangers for the connection with Chelsea. I hate how the connection was seemingly born out of shared hate. I like Celtic, because I fit in with there fans much easier (Catholic, etc). Though saying that I seemingly have only English heritage... I hate Celtic for there circle jerk over the IRA. Terrorists are terrorists and deserve to vilified no matter how noble or how corrupt the cause. Let's just say I hate them both, but would love for them to be in the EPL (or WEPL as I like to call it).

You can't vote for goal of the year yet, anyway.

No, not TalkChelsea player of the season, you silly goose but player of the year on CFC's official website! http://www.chelseafc...,,10268,00.html Vote, you mighty stallions, vote! My personal choice is the Juan and the only Mata. A dribble here and pass there amounts to 10 goals and 15 assists! No player has been more influential the small Mata and he has been playing out on the wing most of the season! Who knows where we would be without our Spanish Maestro. Don't forget Goal of the season too!

Happy Birhtday! I got Michael Jackson to sing you a birthday song, except he screwed up your name, gender and sexuality. You know what these celeberities are like, they are nuts! What do you mean MJ is dead?

I felt embarrassed watching that ad. What happened Pepsi!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhb0Lj7iIag

If we win, I will scull a beer, then another, then ten more. Then I will do dance and receive a very attractive girlfriend as a prize.

Member number 3424. This is my most fequented stomping grounds. I still havn't passed my Newgrounds post number, though.