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He leg was snapped in half by De Jong, is what happened.

Awww Yea I'm liking this.

*Sigh* I suppose we can settle for that...

Don't quote me but I think it is 25~30.

http://atdhe.eu/ Go nuts. Has anyone else noticed that Gareth Bale never passes or crosses the ball anymore? He just cuts in on his left foot and shoots form 45 metres out, similar to Malouda.

http://www.e-condom.org/footballcondom.html Japan is my favourite country in the world.

Canaries are much nicer birds than Chickens.

You are a tease aren't you? I bet the ladies get frustrated.

English, English, English, Scottish, Scottish and Irish. Three out of six isn't that bad.

After you buy them you should give them to me. Thanks.

I don't hate Fulham compared to QPR. Fulham is like the cuddly bear of football.

Batistuta - - - - - Cassano - - - - - - - - Totti I would personally like something like that. Today's equivalent might look something like this: Cavani - - - - - El Shaarawy - - - - - - Mata One Target Man One Supporting (Secondary) Striker One Trequartista (Attacking MF) It would look more like this in game - - - - - -Cavani Mata - - - -- - - El Shaarawy

It would be nice if we had a Van Bommel esque player that disliked other people's knee caps. Not that I would want any player injured for a season, just a couple of weeks.

I hate these bastards. Sometimes I can't tell if they overachieve or underacheive.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1136718-chelsea-fc-30-very-strange-pieces-of-blues-retail-merchandise/page/31 I almost died of laughter when I saw that blank key.

You arrive with a poem. I like that. At least I think it was a poem.

Yeah, Inter did make like €60,000000 when they sold him and eventually Eto'o.

Good choice in beer. Not only does it taste great but it is the official sponsor of the UEFA Champion's League. I got paid $100 to say that.

April Fool's is on the 1st.

In my mind it reaffirms his holier than thou attitude. I don't care about the sound mic, it is the gesture that bothers me.

http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/witsel-receives-ramires-recommendation Ramires you LAD.

If Napoli had a CB with pace, you wouldn't be in this situation. Mazzarri doesn't make it that easy on you guys too!

You flatter me...quite ironic that one of my best posts on TC was written for a Barcelona forum.

Didn't I say 'the situations aren't the same'? I never said or insinuated they were the same damn thing. Stop using reductio ad absurdum. Besides I have more than once defended Messi and growth hormoans on this forum.

It took Chelsea two years to win the League after takeover. Haha, Manchestah Citeh.