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Jackson Pollocks, he is a good and proper English CB that's for true Governor. He is as fast as a lorry and gets stuck in there like a lad... ...sorry.

Confidence at all time high for Chelsea. Confidence at all time low for Arsenal. Get stuck in lads. Gooners can rub a fat one.

In the entire Barça team, Puyol is hands down my favourite. He is like an uglier John Terry with long flowing hair. He and Xavi are from the old school Barça where whining and diving was less present but tapping up still encouraged.

That Norwich kit is much worse than their current.

I slept through my alarm. I'm sad now.

He should stop trying to score goals and just score goals. It's so simple, gosh.

Is AJ left or right footed?

I believe Anti-Football is called Rugby. We use the Catenaccio tactic!

Barça have the best MF and Foward Lineup in Europe but their Defence is pathetic. Puyol: Was great, but has really aged. Has more hair than a 70s porn flick. Piqué: Is the most overrated CB in World Football. People often comment that he is the best CB in the world, but that couldn't be more wrong because that title belongs to Thiago Silva. THe only thing he defends is his relationship with Zlatan (who could resist Zlatan, though?). http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg Abidal: On his day he can be great but is very inconsistent. Shame about the tumour. Alves: He is a Winger that fills in at RB. Gets so far foward, he travels in time. Busquets: Defensive Midfielder. Looks lost at the CB role. He he hits the ground it isn't to tackle it is to dive. Mascherano: See Busquets.

Barca are terrlible in the first 15 minutes of each half. Attack then.

I'm telling you 35m + Silva is the better deal.

http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/city-weigh-up-bid-for-former-star £20 million? More like £35 million + Silva. The sad thing is that I can see him moving if a bid is made, poor career decision if you ask me. Dzeko Aguero Tevez Balotelli Strurridge A team can never have enough CFs.

Imagine Neymar doing that trick in front of a loose cannon like Shawcross. Instant broken leg.

I am now partially blind, thank FB...

Typical Barca tap up tactics. Soon Xavi will say that Bale needs to come home. At least when Chelsea tap up players it's in private motels with armed thugs, gosh.

I couldn't take my eyes of the Final Fantasy character in the corner. Also, didn't Mata foul Touré a couple of time the last time we played Manchester City?

What a moron, Arsenal fans would have hated him for joining Manchester United too. He and his stupid blonde ponytail can piss off.

Not to mention this is the best Borussia Dortmund team since the late 90s. And back to back Bundesliga titles aren't a laughting matter.

Juventus had a history before the Calciopoli scandal. I bet they won many titles without cheating. This topic focuses on the revival of Juventus not the Calciopoli. Here is Zidane, everyone loves Zidane.

Well this went pear shaped very fast. Nice article, Justin.

I don't. He was class at the start of the season, but now he just runs fast and cuts in and shoots. He stopped passing and crossing somwhere along the line.

Watch Twattenham circle jerk over Goal Line Technology.

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Or maybe his dog has been wanking him. That dirty little secret would drive any man mad.

Apparently Italians don't matter.