Spike

This guy has as much football intelligence as a decapitated rooster.

Who does that in a celebration? This a comparison: Maradona does drugs (cocaine to be exact) and screams into a camera for about half a second. Suspended. Messi takes drugs (growth hormones to be exact) and kicks a soud mic to hell. Circle Jerk. The situations aren't the same but the actions are. Besides kicking a sound mic is equal to kicking a camera, and if Messi did indeed kick a camera, I wonder what the reaction would be. It's not like I didn't like the goal too.

Yeah...I didn't last long. Oh, well it isn't like I posted anything cynical. I was actually being rather nice, it was a very petty move for them to ban me. "'In my opinion Barca should clear all debt before dipping into the transfer funds. If we are to be the greatest club in the world the Barça brass should stop getting loans that are draining money out of the Spanish and European economy. What is the point in winning 10 trophies a year when your contry is slipping into recession? And if the players love the club as much as they say they do, they wouldn't mind taking a massive pay cut, say about 50%. Having the largest wage bill in the world is nothing to write home about. Maybe I exaggerate a tad, but the worst outcome will occure eventually. ''

He kicked the fuck out of a Sound Mic that he ran past.

Our site on a technical and aesthetic level is far superior to theirs. Not that I'm bragging...

Got to your profile and hit the 'customize' button. In my country it's spelt 'customise'.

I'm going to sign up with the name 'The Real Deal'. I wonder how long it will take for the bastards to catch on.

There is one thing I've noticed about him; is that he can volly the ball like Van Basten

Quite the fan of drama, then?

It was just the arrogance of it. That action screams, 'fuck you world, I do what I want'.

http://backpagefootball.com/ There are some nice articles on there. http://www.whoscored.com/ Free statistics.

More and more I'm realising that Torres has no luck at all. He and Mata sure do hit the post and other players a lot when shooting.

Always willing, but FFP and International Team spots have to be taken into consideration. We need to lose players before we gain them. Essien (I hate to say it) Kalou Malouda Bosingwa Are the players that need to go.

And he is not even 25. Mikel could still become Makelélé esque yet. I'm being optimistic but if he keeps up the progress of the last few months, he could become a a great CDM or dare I say it; a great Regista! Look at Alex Song this year, amazing progress. I hate seeing that Gooner bastard surpass Mikel.

Some clever users created two distinct portmanteaus regarding this topic: Kalouda & Anelkalouda They fell out of vogue when the bashing of these players reached it's height and some users got very annoyed by the constant hatred and scape goating. Sturridge runs his mouth and pouts all the while playing for one the biggest clubs in the world. Torres said some stupid things earlier in his Chelsea career. But the deal breaker is that fans old and young love a player that works hard in defence and attack. No matter how poor the form of player is, they will almost always be loved and respected if they a have a great work rate. Torres does this and Sturridge doesn't.

If Romeu is still alive that is. Mikel has been in good form lately and I think he has slightly evolved as a player. Mikel has minimised concentration mistakes and his passing has been more attack oriented

This is exciting stuff. Even with all the injuries, I think AC Milan will pull through and win the Scudetto. This guy will the catalyst. I can understand why Juventus sold him, but Inter were nuts to do the same.

Were linked to half of Porto and Real Madrid. Alexandre Pato Eden Hazard Hulk Gonzalo Higuían Angel Di Maria Lucas Ocampos Edison Cavani Steven Jovetic Are the heavily linked players. And in typical Chelsea fashion, they are all Fowards.

Lately I've noticed that he been making some nice chip passes into in the box. Torres needs to get onto the ends of these, whether he uses his head or vollies them is up to him. Torres is very capable when it comes to headers and vollies but he just needs to be more aggressive in attack.

Messi may not seem very arrogant but I think he is really conceited in his actions. I remember seeing this live and it really pissed me off. But I found this to be really funny. His expression is priceless.

Paulo - Cahill - Luiz - Bert - - - - Mikel - Lamps Danny - Meireles - Kalou - - - - - - -Torres Since I am an optimistic man; Chelsea 5 - Fullham 0 Bring it on, Cottage Cheese!

Jim you bastard, my computer got attacked by malware when I opened this link. Fucking Bacrelona Forums carrying viruses. I wish we had Ballack right now. I'm sure he would love another crack at Farça.

Looks like he decided to start developing and changing as a player in the last month.

Barcelona...go home.

I'm going to be sober for this win.