Spike

So you've met every single Brit and American? Right. It's not a common saying, but everyone knows what it means. And yes, I've heard, Brits, Americans, and Candians say it. So

Chelsea went after him heavily when he was at Udinese. It wouldn't surprise me if the rumours are true.

It's almost a universal piece of slang in the Anglophone world...

They can have him for 32 million.

Really? Really Choulou? Really?

Bild = The Sun Until I see it on Sky I don't believe it. SKY has confirmed. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11890/8666954/Bundesliga-Bayern-Munich-agree-32m-deal-to-sign-Mario-Goetze-from-Borussia-Dortmund

I take my laptop...

Not the real site bro.

I can't believe you lot are still neck to neck after I explicitly told both of you to STFU.

Brazil has a large Japanese community. It's her eyes that give me this impression.

Is Oscar's wife Asian or am I just seeing things?

Only his release clause has been activated. He still has to agree on a contract. Or so I've read.

Okay, fair enough. I guess it also counts for things like Heysel, Busby Babes, 9/11, London Tube Bombings, Port Arthur Massacre, etc?

Details to the polics? Woah, that's really harsh? Wouldn't a ban or something be easier? You'd think the police would have enough on their plate to worry about what some cunt said on the internet about a tragedy.

Nobody cares about your rational perception of the incident. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS BE ANGRY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGH

YOU ACTUALLY HAVEN'T POSTED ANY INDIVIDUAL MEMES YET JUST IMAGE MACROS WHICH IS A TYPE OF MEME GOD

There is a reason why they 90s ended.

I fucking despise this club and everything that has to do with it. I cringe everytime I see a former Liverpool player in a Chelsea shirt. There is no club in the world I despise more than arrogant, bloated, pathetic excuse for a club. Take your history, and shove it all up your arse. From Ian Rush to Steve Nichol to Robbie Fowler to Steven Gerrard you can all fuck off and never return.

You are a lost cause. I absolutely can not wrap my head around you. I'm not even going to bother with you anymore. You don't implicitly state it but you've given more support in all your posts to other teams. I don't think I've read anything you've posted that gives support or praises Chelsea or it's players and staff. If you have than I'm sorry, but as of right now, I just can't comprehend you. I just can't take you seriously. No offence or anything, I'm just not going to bother.

It probably would considering he took a munch on one of our players and wasn't sent off. I don't care about the draw half as much as him breaking not only the rules of football but the general laws of the UK.

Nobody is blaming Chelsea's poor game on Suarez. They are blaming Suarez biting Ivanovic on Suarez. How you can sit behind your computer and defend this man is beyond me.

I don't care if this cretin is a good player. He can rot at Liverpool, tainting their already smudged public image. Okay. What if I go up to a random person on the street, bite them and then apologise, does that make it alright to do? He bit another person. HE BIT ANOTHER PERSON. That is assault no matter which way you spin it. He isn't sorry, he wouldn't have done it if he was sorry. He is a damn adult he should know that biting someone is illegal. IT'S ILLEGAL. How can I spell it out any easier? What if I walked up to you and punched you in the face as hard as I could? Is that alright? It's assault isn't it? Also this is hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bite

He hasn't even been in England for three years and already he has a controvesy sheet twice as long as John Terry's. Suarez should be banned for a minimum of 7 matches. I've said 10 earlier but 7 was the amount of matches he was banned for when he bit Otman Bakkal in the Eredivisie. According to the Guardian in England alone he has Dived in the Liverpool derby which resulted in Jack Rodwell being sent off.Guilty of racial abuse towards Patrice EvraGave Fulham fans the middle fingerRefused to shake Evra's hand after being named guiltyTook the piss out of Everton and Moyes' by doing a diving celebrationHandle the ball before scoring a goal against MannsfieldBiten Branislav Ivanovic

I would vomit if I saw that cretin in a Chelsea shirt. Don't forget that Owen scored a lot of goals before leaving Liverpool. Hell, dozens of players have scored many goals for a single club only to leave and watch the goals dry up.

I've had a great day. I had a good discussion with two of my four teammates from Uni. My least favourite member of the group is in hospital. I hope he is seriously injured, because he is an intolerable hipster cunt. Rot in hell. I've cleaned the kitchen. Gotten ahead with Uni work. Played Football Manger 12. Played Bioshock Infinite. Watched Rashomon. And now I'm enjoying a cuppa tea.