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Shorter. THERE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!

It's not till July! I have enough time. It's be long enough. My hair is about 3cm long right now and in three months it's be about 7-8cm?

Well maybe you are right, but we shouldn't make decisions like this until a new manager is installed. Who knows? Maybe their first course of action is to get De Bruyne back ASAP.

Maybe I'll get a new haircut for this German party:

Alexis while being a shortass is very stocky and muscular. Height does not equate to strength. Sure taller people are more likely to be stronger but that doesn't count for every case, there are outliers. For example: (warning shirtless men) Fernando Torres 183cm Alexis Sanchez 169cm Peter Crouch 200cm Michael Essien 178cm

Only Moutinho is worth it out of those three, so I'm not complaining.

Got some great players in the past from bending over though.

I mention the war all the time. He has lived in Australia for about 6/7 years and has developed a sense of humour.

I'd rather Lars Bender for Bayer Leverkusen.

He is a literal Aryan. You are so screwed. 186cm tall, muscular, blonde and blue eyed. He truly is a son of the Third Reich. SEIG HEIL!

Is he really a Schalke supporter?

@Stingray, I'd like real suggestions, thank you Mr Belgium. I live with a German and I will tell him to steal your bicycle. The party is in July so it will be rather cold. @NishC300, I'd rather not shell out $90 for something so distasteful. Also link me to shops, people!

Thinking about buying this: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Men-Knee-Long-BAVARIAN-LEDERHOSEN-Brown-Deer-48-56-/320884624025?pt=UK_Men_s_Shorts&var=&hash=item4ab636ca99 or this http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Kurze-Trachten-Lederhose-echtem-Velourleder-Lederhosen-Dunkelbraun-Kurt-48-56-/320931603793?pt=Kleidung_Accessoires_Herrenbekleidung_Hosen&var=&hash=item4ab903a551 That's real lederhosen for AUD$75.00 and $65.00 repsetively. A dress up costume is about $65.00...

Need some ideas for Germany themed dress up party.

Isn't Aké just like Gullit? Aside from appearance?

To put things into perspective he has already played 37 games this season...

He'd better find form next season.

Mr Robben has never been the type to play well in big games. WC 2010, CL2010, CL2012 are all games that he has been in several scoring chances only to screw up majorly.

Is that all you've got to say? Well know I know much weight your words carry. I already said I was done on the subject.

Nobody ever talks about strains in Australia. Ever.

For starters you didn't read all my posts so it reflects badly on you. Perhaps after you've read everything I've said on the subject you can join this argument, till then I don't care what your opinion is.

Almost didn't see the bastard in the corner.

Your son is a twig. How is he alive at 55kg? What am I 73kg?

Stop telling me what I'm doing. This is infuriating. I'm done.

I doubt it. The incident was inconsequential.