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SWP - Cissé - Taarabt Ji Sung - Granero - Derry Traoré - M'bia - Ferdinand - Bosingwa César I think that is what they will do. I would like something like this: Oscar - Sturridge - Hazard Lamps - Romeu Mikel Cole - Cahill - Terry - Ivan Cech I just want to see how Danny handles the number 9 role.

Well, it's because Kalas is class. Haha, don't hurt me.

A very lucky boy to have a pitch in his back yard. My back yard is full of divots, trees and burs. Not ideal for running around with a ball.

I've always wondered how long a Hipster would last in a country like Turkey... As a player I won't miss him, but I will miss his cover for the Starting XI. WIthout him [and Essien for that matter] the team looks a tad hollow.

(Fuck Chelsea) #Arsenal If you only knew how much I laughed at that.

NEWGROUNDS. EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE

The PL badges on my Juan Mata 10 11/12 shirt have not worn off.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most perfect athelete in the game. Lionel Messi is the most technically perfect player I've ever seen.

Anyone else feel the overwhelming need to bathe intensely after reading that?

Regarding the debate of who is the best player(s) ever, I try and not comment on players that I have not seen play regularly or that are from before my era. So you probably won't see my kissing the ass or Maradona, Pelé, Baresi, Beckenbauer, etc. CR7 v LM10? Discuss dat shite here yo:http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/14016-uefa-best-player-in-europe-award/

Look how much taller he is than her. The missionary position would be hilarious, he wouldn't even be able to see her due to how far away she would be.

It's human nature to rationalise tragedies, which is what Cap is doing. Most rationalising I have experienced has been irrational.

It is very strange seeing him in another kit. Oh god why was he loaned out? He may not be as good as he used to be, but dammit he is needed in the midfield. DADDY DADDY I think that is an inside joke.

Fantastic. Just fantastico. Forget the goal and assist, the fact that he pinned down the Welsh wizard is just putting a smile on my face.

Bidone D'or I believe. I think he won it three times.

I was talking about Levante, don't you know anything? And we didn't win anything. I'm not sure about you, but I'm not a professional footballer, it's kind of hard for me to win anything.

A certain other blue team also finished 6th...

Don't read too much into that. Amatuer journalism at it's best (worst).

Don't worry they never are... Squawka.com, now that is an amazing website. It won't swallow as much of time as this site but nontheless: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage TV Tropes will ruin your life.

@SeB, have all my reputations. All of them. It's almost turned into a habit, I see one of your posts - I don't even read it but I do give rep for it.

I didn't say Kalou had anything to do with Milan. Just using him as evidence that you obsess over a few certain players.

No offence or anything, but sometimes I think you should just support AC Milan. Not only are you up Kalou's arse all the time, but you also seem to split yourself between Maldini and Inzaghi (possibly a few others, like Seedorf and Nesta). Not that there is anything wrong with liking other players, but you seem to have a hard on for AC. "Thanks captain. On the pitch you were an undying champion but you had no respect for those who made you rich" "For your 25 years of glorious service you have the thanks of those who you called mercenaries and misers" "There is only one captain, Baresi". Read the banners at Maldini's last game.

What is wrong with his attitude? And please I don't want to hear your opinion I want primary sources proving that Josh has a poor attitude.

Four assists and a goal. Pffft. He got nottin.