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You'd have Foxtel right? Can't you just record it? How long have you been living in Oz?

That's no where near his nuts you crazy bastard. Where is your depth perception?

I've lost all respect for you.

Sectarianism is my favourite. Haha, that lists Whiskey as an Scottish invention. Sure they drunks are famous for it but it sure as hell wasn't invented there! King Arthur was from Cornwalll...I could be wrong! I also love (hate) how they mention Alexander Flemming discovered Penicilin yet completley fail to mention they MEDICAL APPLICATION OF PENICILIAN WAS INVENTED BY AN AUSTRALIAN. HOWARD FLOREY FOR THE WIN! BOOM. Dinnae wut yer torkin aboot. ACK.

Haggis - Norwegian Kilt- Austrian Bagpipes - Turkish Whiskey - Babylonia or somewhere Penicilin - Scottish but mostly Australian

YES I AM TALLER THAN THE AVERAGE AUSSIE MALE AND I HAVE A LARGER PENIS THAN THE AVERAGE AUSSIE MALE I am practically a god.

Fucking Scots don't even undertand when they are being insulted. They think it's a victory for their 'nation'. Remember what I taught you about all your national symbols, Ryan? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

What have the Scottish given to the world? That's the order you believe numbers ascend in? They actually go like this: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

I still can't believe he cost £80 million.

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

Which is the same as the fox, grain and hen brainteaser.

Is it better than their previous albums? Because they were all pretty terrible. Da Funk was alright, I suppose.

Best picture you've ever posted.

Should I change my avatar, I wonder...

Winning a trophy under this twat doesn't take away his insults towards all Chelsea supporters.

Post of the millenium.

@We Hate Scouse,

I'm a brilliant cook.

Yes that is true. But Inter are learning to be frugal and they aren't exactly a money machine. If they can get a great player for three years for practically free, I don't see why they wouldn't.

He is a Chelsea fan to start with. And he might want to join Inter because quite frankly they are awful and need players like him desperately.

@Thor, BRISBANE! That is all...

It's all cool, braz. The search engine of TC is a fickle beast. It's one of the few things that don't work.

Already a topic, Broseph.

What's this ANOTHER transfer topic by Spike? Deal With It. Iker was hot stuff a while back, tearing up the BBVA like no other but since Marco Biesla is an idiot of the highest order he has been screwing up the almighty Basque giants Bilabao and Iker in the process. One goal this season has made he look worse than he actually is, and his hype has died massively since he tore ManUtd to shreds a little while back. Go.