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It was worse in my head than it was in real life. It was just the cherry on top of a lot of other stuff.

I've always wanted to see Belgium. MAYBE EVEN LIVE THERE. What's the nicest town/city? I think I'd like to live in a small Belgian town, where I can sit on a rocking chair after work each day and complain about teenagers and immigrants, even though as of now I'd be both.

I wish he would get rid of that stupid mohican hairstyle. Gosh.

I don't know, it just sounds similar to English. More so than any other language...Nah, I'd just my bike everywhere and hope I ride into no Germans...

Dutch sounds like an easy language for an Anglophone to learn...

The window hasn't started yet...

Just going to say this: a footballer doesn't always need to be world class to play for Chelsea. That is all.

Yes.

I was in control till he had a dig at me.

Ah hae nae idea myself.

Thes looks likely. Ah cannae say if aam canty your nae abit it.

Is 'at bosnian rag reliable?

A footballer disnae aye need tae be warld class.

Cheeky dobber. tak' yer beach an' shove it whaur th' sin disnae shine. Ah huvnae seen in th' sin in days.

Frenk lampard is th' greatest footballer Ah will ever see in mah life. legend.

@, Ah want tae barnie ye, laddie.

Everything I've been told is a lie.

The second time you've posted that, the second time I've seen nipps. Thanks.

It's awful looking apple. Would make awful cider. I haven't had cider since St Pat's day...That was a decent night...

You wasted your time with that post...it's so obvious that Oscar is going to be amazing under Mourinho that saying it out aloud feels silly...I hope Mou gives him a proper definitive position.

A rant: /rant

Put electric fences around Stamford.

No, fuck that bullshit. I refuse to compromise with that cunt. He is cunt, has always been a cunt and the only thing that will change is that he might have some cunt kids or turn into a bigger cunt. The group was of four members, I spoke with the Tutor and now the group has been split in half. If only it were High School and not University, I could get away with punching his face. I pay to go to this fucking university, I don't pay to get fucked around by some big nosed curly haired cunt.

Just lost my temper at one of my university subject team member. Looks like I'm looking for a new team...

It's two ways you know, babe. You can talk to me first...