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Well. There is naked and willing people...just not of the female variety and all straight...I think.

Don't be too shocked at the sight of my party mansion.

Please, if I were a German anthropologist, I'd be disgusted by everything that was apart of he pure, powerful and unstoppable Aryan master race. Do you really think I'd be able to be in the same vicinity as the Innuit? Splitting up countries always ends well doesn't it? North Ireland and the Republic, East and West Doucheland, the USSR, Yugoslavia, etc. All lovely events and almost no ramifications. You shouldn't be so worried. You could always move to Australia, the land where every man and woman is treated as equals as long as they are a Western European male.

Pffft, as if there would be a Civil War. With bastards like yourself frequenting the Netherlands; most Belgians would be too stoned off their tits to have a Civil War. Please. Besides, everyone knows that French speaking Wallonia > Dutch speaking Flanders and nobody cares about the actual Flemish and German speaking Belgians. It's such a common fact of life that it almost pains me to teach a man that's lived in Belgium all his life about it. I used to look up to you, now I believe in nothing! I'm going to Law school. Insert trollfaic here.

Dead on. BUT some people seem to think IDENTITY=STABILITY. This is not the case; often the two go hand in hand but they are not mutuallly inclusive. Chelsea are neither at the moment, but if I were to choose one I'm not sure which. It's nice for a club to have an identity, Spurs for instance have always been a couter-attack team but they haven't really found stability till the last few years. Arsenal have stability but lately their identity as a beautiful/attacking/bullshit club has been faltering. Wenger usually looks for players like Pires, Ljungberg, Bergkamp, Henry; players with impecable technique and vision but lately he has been buying players like Giroud, Gervinho, Podolski; powerful, direct players that use their physicality or strength (lol) to win games. Just food for thought.

Is MacKenzie your daughter's first name? Isn't MacKenzie usually a family/last name? It's an American cultural thing to use common last names as first name, right? It's very common in Australia for someone to have a last name with the prefix 'Mac' or 'Mc' but I don't think I've ever met someone with a first name starting with it.

I'd rather live in Monaco than England. Not even a hard decision. Haha, fuck London when Moncao is involved.

Is this typical in America"?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22460580 Amazing that he has handed in his second transfer request in three years just two weeks ago.

Well Schweinsteiger means Pig Climber or Pig Stepper in German. My room mate is German, so I trust him.

Who is this 'Xavi Alonso' fellla?

Relax, mate. It was a joke. Sorry, though, I forgot you were an emotionless android with no sense of humour...

Your usual standards are much higher than this. What? Do you expect me to take an extra ten seconds of my life and search for this on Google? Links and sources next time, bitch.

Even the old Rudolph has admitted it a few times that his record against Chelsea is shite.

Haha, Puma suck a lot.

Has anybody even considered the option that it's just speculation right now? And that maybe ManUtd have absolutely no interest in José?

Isn't spam considered to be off-topic discussion? So complaining about spam in a topic that isn't about spam would be spam right? Seems kind of hypocritical. But then again...the definition of spam is unwanted and intrusive digital advertising. I didn't realise you did this, rmpr. Reggardless, everyone needs to calm the fuck down. Especially Termie.

Haha, you are such a Drama Queen, Termie X. Besides everyone needs to appreciate that Bobby Charlton really doesn't like José. To the point of thinking he is a blight on English football and to sign him would be catastrophic for ManUtd's image.

No worries. I'm pretty hungover and shit right nowl.

I don't know about you, but it's awkward for me when someone doesn't realise what I said or wrote was a joke...

Time is different in Australia.

José to Munchesta Yernited rumours to start...NOW!

Wait till you meet Ryan, he is the archetype of the self-loathing Scot.

It sounds like its more about who you know...

I'm not sure. If say if have to be an architecture student to do an internship.