Spike

Will he ever play another European final?

He is very old now, but even without my green and gold tinted glasses I will say that he was one of the better goalkeepers in the world of the last decade. Very good back up and I hope he hangs around for a while longer.

Lend me a fag?

u make me sikk lol jkes

Is it furry?

You touched my knee. You're the beast.

He'll be up for grabs when Juve undoubtedly get relegated again.

It literally feels like my brain is going to explode out my left temple.

Yeah, but I hope for the sake of everyone involved, it isn't a shot from Icardi to Lopez and rather Icardi just trying to be apart of the youngster's lives. Optimistic though.

This week is painful. I just want to see JT lift the trophy already. I want it, I want it, I want it.

Than Lopez is an idiot with double standards.

We Hate Scouse touched me when I should never be touched by an adult.

It was Wayne Bridge's EX-Girlfriend. They were never married and they were not together at the time that JT was shagging her. Bridge had really nothing to be angry about, if anything JT's wife and family should have been the ones more pissed off. Wayne Bridge, the ultimate drama queen, it's not like he had a family with the bird... But yeah, this guy is a twat. New level of wankery.

The media tells me so.

He can literally do anything on the pitch.

Courtois is a great stopper. Does he command his box well? Does he claim high balls and crosses easily? Does he exert his presence in the box?

Cesc is a cunt. John Terry is a cunt. Unlike Cesc, John Terry is our cunt, our captain, our leader and through better or worse he is Chelsea to the core. Cesc is a former Arsenal cunt, former Arsenal captain, and a current Barcelona cunt. Cesc probably hates Chelsea, he definitely hates Lampard (i.e. Chelsea's highest ever goal scorer and possibly greatest ever player). I don't want a cunt like Cesc near Chelsea. I don't care if he is a great midfielder, in the slightest. I'll defend JT to the end, but Cesc can fuck off and shine Messi's boots.

No thank you. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/8300925/Cesc-Fabregas-Arsenal-captains-roll-of-dishonour.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2135183/Cesc-Fabregas-Frank-Lampard-FIVE-year-feud-revealed.html

Nah, I only have a couple of blanks and a Mata 10 shirt. I wanted to buy last seasons and this seasons but I haven't really had the money to justify the purchases.

The bastard would earn more in two and a half weeks than the revenue gained from a years worth hocking his shirts.

Heysel...goddamn that fucks me off so much. Why do they not give a minutes silence for that?

Oi, lads. Keep calm, yeah? No need to get catty.

Termie, why do you always throw in the towel so quickly?

It's also a strange situation. She is my friend. I do not want a relationship with this girl. But she also dated a good friend of for about a year. But I would also enjoy cocking her. Dilemma, dilemma, dilemma.

Next time.