Spike

He carried Barcelona when Messi was injured.

Ask Mourinho.

FFS

Shut up Jason. You know what he means.

More Baggio less Zidane. Hamez has the Robbensral of approval.

I don't recall this ever happening.

Sell him before World Cup. Plays like he has an FIFA overall of 95 at World Cup. ??? Profit.

Whaaaaat? Hazard works far harder in defence than bloody Juan Mata.

But can he play in the pivot and cut inside with his stronger foot?

Don't let me down, you bald cunt.

He looks like that homosexual-savant-albino from Powder.

The key difference being that people expect to slide tackled when playing football. And this happened in a football match. What are you trying to say? There are different standards for different things FFS. If I get slide tackeld and my leg breaks, I won't be happy but that shit happens but as a player you have to accept this as a real risk of occurring. What I don't expect is to be fucking bitten on the shoulder.

I can't believe there is an even an argument in this thread. The fucker bit someone. That shit is illegal. Not just on the pitch but off it too.

'Overrated' doesn't mean 'bad' you fucks. Had enough, locked.

I like to drink a lot and i've never studied football coaching.

I think this guy has what a few people call 'white line fever'. It makes people do some crazy things when they get competitive. I knew a man that was completely harmless off the pitch and a top bloke too boot but when he walked on the field, he became the biggest arsehole alive. Hacking at kneepads with his hockey stick, sledging and just about every dirty cheat in the book.

I thought Torres had knee tendonitis.

Nothing personal, but you really should stop insulting members like that.

It's pronounced de Broy-nuh. The American commentators on ESPN are really bad at pronouncing names. And I've had enough of Alexi and Steve McManaman.

Roman has only commanded one transfer. Andriy Shevchenko.

Don't be so ambiguous. Which big games did Karim not show up to?

I like to pronounce his name 'Cream'.

I trust Hozay Moreenyo. If he thinks Kroos is suitable then maybe he is.

Icardi seems like less of a wanker than previously thought.