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Spike

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  1. Drink a pint of water fresh from the Thames and brag about it.
  2. Pffft, whatever. Sidwell was a far superior #9 to the Cannibal. The Ginger God of Stamford; that is what we called him back in the day. Long haired freak, get a job.
  3. I be OG, I ain't no busta dat bigs up punk-ass fools up in rags n' bandanas. I gots mah own familia, biatch. Representin tha mothafuckin northside of Da A. Cracka gotta form his own fraternity, na-meen?
  4. All of the Posts Of They Season are from me. I'm OG as fuck.
  5. It's quite amusing how many PSG players were injured in one match. Amazing.
  6. Hoverboard technology in his cleats. His legs are also the size of fucking palm tree trunks. Personally having not seen Desailly play live I certainly hope comparisons from the media in particular don't stem from the fact they are both big black Frenchmen. What an asinine method for comparing people. So many people did the same to Lukaku/Drogba and Lucas Piazon/Kaka. It's not racist by any means, I'm not saying that but comparing people due to their looks is crazy.
  7. Wrong. It is Mirallas. Penaldo incarnate.
  8. Well, I'll be stuffed, the old bludger still carrying on a like a porkchop. Can't go five mins without chucking a wobbly.
  9. England is famous for it's humour. You are letting it down magnificently. Go to the GP and get the large stick removed from your rectum. Here is some Aussie slang for you: This pommie codger is a deadset derro dil, whose cook is as dry as a dead dingo's donger. Everytime I have a yarn he spits the dummy. I'm gonna Harold Hold to the loo because your posts makes me want to chunder. Kiss my brown eye you ratbag.
  10. Shogun and I are friends. It's called having a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.
  11. It was Nandos, mate. Get it right. And to be honest, the woman would have been gold digging, if she was even remotely interested in him as a person she wouldn't have minded going to a place like Nandos. But no, she is too good for Nandos and expected a 5 star dinner on the first date. Talk about vapid and shallow. The ideal partner goes anywhere with you, as long as they happy spending time with you. A word to the wise the word 'faggot' is quite offensive to some people, so you'd perhaps best to not use that word. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself m8.
  12. Hitherto; the English are the real Americans of the world. Decadent and priveledged.
  13. That is true. They do make a fuss about being the 7th state of Australia. Kiwi's gonna complain, such is life.
  14. He isn't Australian you fool. Can you not tell the difference between the flags?
  15. It's contentious to say that Branslav only had one great season as an amazing defender. 09/10.
  16. Suffice to say that Lionel Messi at this moment is the most famous and commercialised footballer in the World. When I was a child I knew nothing of the world of football, my mind was set entirely in rugby but even I saw the news when David Beckham moved to Real Madrid. It was astonishing even for those that knew nothing. For those people who grew up watching football it's impossible to understand just how much David Beckham crossed divides from footballer to celeberity. Messi isn't on that level but it's a safe bet no one ever will reach it again. Adidas already run campaigns of Messi in his Argentina kit but having Messi at any Adidas club offers them much more visual media to work with.
  17. The head execs at Adidas get must get sexually aroused at the thought of all the money generated by Messi at an Adidas team.
  18. If a bloodied foot makes him a warrior, I wonder what that makes the players of full-contact sports like rugby league, rugby union and hockey.
  19. You dare speak to your superior in such a tone, mongrel? Don't forget your place in life.
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