Spike

History if fun. I haven't been reading much concerning history over the last few months, I should buy some books.

Whatever. Excuse me for not polishing up on my 11th century English history in a few years. Fucking insufferable cunt.

You used several French words just stating that.

No William, no England, no English language. That taxing system and Doomesday Book gave England financial and political stability.

Didn't The Conquerer make it [London] the capital after defeating the Anglo-Saxon King Harold? At least I know he was crowned there. Funny that the first people to finally unite England were defeated and conquered so soon afterwards. England; conquered by Germans and subsequently conquered by French Vikings.

Not to mention all the convicts that were sent over to Australia were starving Irish and English people that had their potatos stolen by the English government. I'm not sure if you know this but the majority of Australians aren't related to convicts, the immigration of non-convicted peoples after the first few fleets dwarfed the amount of criminals that were sent over. I'm not related to any convicts as my relations immigrated to Australia far after England stopped sending convicts to Austalia.

Australia and England are both overweight countries but aren't morbidly obese. I'm not the most in shape guy, but I'm not obese by any means, to be frank. The amount of obese people I've seen in the states is ridiculous. And to top it off Mexican children all seem to be fat as all fuck. America, Mexico and American Samoa all have land whales.

So you are teling me that before America was the world's most hated country it wasn't England. Only enslaved, murdered, colonised, imperialised and warred with half of the world. England was the 'world police' that had to be a part of everything before America was.

TBH England was the America before America was. The similarities run deep, just as fat and idiotic. You don't need to look past Essex and Geordie reality TV shows.

Laughing stock of the world. Mexico is seen as America except Spanish with Drug Cartels.

Well memed newfriend.

That is because you are English. We will never be self-deprecating around the English. For one; we assume you wouldn't understand the nuances of culture and self-deprecation and you are fucking English we aren't going to give you cunts more ammo to talk down to us like you have been for the last century.

You haven't spent much time in Australia then.

Typical English slag: "Oi luv, howsabout I give ya a cheeky wankjob behind Nandos? Wanked off all yer mates, they a luv a bit of it"

You are very fucking far from done. You will read this for the rest of your life.

Can't begrudge him too much. He did make the club dodge this bullet:

He needs to shave more often. His facial hair is horrifying.

He should stay home.

It is the Ligue 1 for starters, which has grown increasingly weak over the last five years. For seconds, PSG have been underperforming to the extreme. They have a leaky defence and no goals. Lyon, victoire!

Knee injuries for you.

@Term-X, Perhaps I should post this from now on for your benefit?

And yet... it was an obvious joke. Thanks for taking the bait. A little nibble here, a little nibble there.

I agree but it pales compared to this.

He needs to be the focal point to get 100% of his ability. This magician isn't good at sharing his stage.