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I don't know how Luiz can play with all that hair bouncing around. It'd piss me off to no end. Uneeded distraction.

Mourinho doesn't start Oscar in the big games.

Literally ridiculous. Crazy attracts crazy. Kind of magnets.

Not for Chelsea. But for other sports I do. For the Blackhawks I wear my lucky Blackhawks hat. It's only lucky because I said so.

Holy shit, that is fucking hilarious in a macabre sort of way. Good to know ISIS doesn't discriminate on race, only everything else.

Lol wat? Link me to the story.

Literally looks nothing like. Just because I"m white, racist cunt.

I think, that laughter is soul of the music of life, I say.

That is how I feel when I read any of your posts.

Costa barely has an aerial presence. It's kind of upsetting seeing a player just try to cross the ball to no-one in the box. It's not like Diego Costa is short either, he stand 6'2" or 188cm tall; height (or lack thereof) has nothing with Costa being a poor aerial threat. Yeah, there could be a fumble and mistake that leads to a goal but chances are that the ball will just be cleared.

I don't know how people have the steel to be able to be impartial by defending a criminal. I mean what if you knew the perp was guilty but had the means to defend him/her and set him/her free? I dunno, to hard for me.

They are alright. They are pretty strong though.

What he was shouldn't be important anyway. What he is, should be.

More wingers become fullbacks tbh.

@Stingray, Drinking a Faux-Belgian beer right now. Apparently a guy and his wife started the 'New Belgium' brewery in the early 90s after they visted Belgium. It's not bad. Nothing amazingly special but I like it. Cheaper than the imported Belgian beers available like Corsendonk and Duvel.

You are a far cry from the guy that used to win MOTM awards. Shame that.

Rolling contract? Branislav's contract is indefinite and he can end it at any moment?

Lovely constructive criticism here. For a teacher this is amazing, if I were your student I'd be inspired to go above and beyond my limits. 10/10 would definitely read again.

There are people in this day and age that believe getting red faced and screaming is excellent leadership. Wayne Rooney was, is and never will be a man worthy of being a captain. Whether for club or country, that man with the armband will inspire naught.

I am a firm believe in the "Branislav Alves" moniker. Mainly because I coined it.

I do because it perpetuates a false stereotype concerning my nationality.

u r just 1 jelus fuccboi

That has to be the lowest flying joke to ever go over someone's head.

BULL FUCKING SHIT He has been doing it consistently for 49 years.