Spike

Lazy, incredibly long list of muscular problems in this thighs and knees, likes partying more than football. No thanks. He'd probably die in London with a needle in his arm and a £100 note shoved up his nose.

Cuadrado will probably be sold next January. The cycle continues.

Pointless post. You don't have to post, if you think that way.

Jason attempting humour.

I think the team already is really fucking good.

This is every single thread on this website.

Never seen something that I though to myself "I need to have that on my body for the rest of my life'.

Fuck that dress, fuck the people discussing it and fuck the horse you rode into town on. The fact that people give this fucking dress more thought than the lives of other people makes me want to kill WHS with a pillow, rape Alex, and shoot myself in the face with a shotgun.

This thread has given me gonnorhea. Continue.

Dion is a snake charmer.

Sounds like you want to fuck me but are just upset I don't roll that way.

Alex is such a rentboy. Anything for attention.

'Hazard 17' which has only been worn by one person in the history of Chelsea, mind you.

How does someone with a master's degree not have connections? Surely you would have kiss the brass ring of the faculty?

To be completely honest sponsors are always ugly. Fuck sponsors. I wish the shirt had nothing but the Chelsea emblem.

The Blackhawks are shit. Corey Crawford is the devil.

I don't have a job. I'm not even allowed to work at the moment.

Aside from that I almost blew a blood vessel watching the Blackhawks yesterday. The Matic decision seems like a dream in comparison.

I think I have some sort of mild food poisoning.

Zidane was retiring from football, he had already retired from France but was brought out of retirement for this last tournament. He dragged France to the final once again. He let them down, an entire nation in a burst of rage. Ultimately leaving his last act in football a disgrace. Zidane's photo >Messi's everyday.

There are plenty of amazing leaders out there. A lot of them aren't particularly talented.

I've been skipping a lot of games recently. But this one is prime time, baby. No way I'm missing this.