Spike

Zip zoppity zoop, I run fest and do lots of step overs.

£23,000,000 to be as unproductive as Salah.

Okay.

Spitting image of Jesus on the cross. Literally saving football from the sinners of Earth.

At the next World Cup he'll make Geoff Hurst's hattrick look pathetic. More deserving of than armband than Bobby Moore.

Calling it now, screencapture this post.

Stop giving your opinion. Read OP.

In my opinion we should ask the question whether or not the arguement that Kane is a one season wonder holds water.

Literally no players get fellated by fans the media as much as Kane.

I swear I read an article on the abolishment of co-ownership of footballers in Italy. Am I wrong @CHOULO19? Disgusting practice; I'm not even a fan of the loan system.

H I N D S I G H T

Maybe I am reading your post wrong but was 2010 really eight years ago?

Everyone will love Southampton unless they regularly become a top four team; then the hatred will grow.

I have. Plenty of times. And I laughed plenty of times. Just like how I've laughed at other tragedies. Hillsborough somehow though, has become immune to these jokes in the mainstream community. People and comedians in particular are forgiven if play the murder of millions of Jewish peoples for laughs but crtiticised if they mention Hillsborough in jest. A member of TC was banned for posting an image relating to Hillsborough. I'm not condoning playing tragedies for laughs but I do oppose the double standard.

I find this slander of my reputation repulsive.

From what I've observed in day to day life and on the internet it is more acceptable to make a joke about 9/11 than Hillsborough. SMH.

Be warned, it is a very hate it or love it beer. I love it, my friends all despsie it. Also if you get the Sparkling Ale, rock the bottle back and forth gently so the sediment at the bottom is disturbed, if you get the Pale Ale, roll the bottle gently on it's side on the table three times.

@iseah100, You can find Coopers on here mate. http://www.totalbeveragesolution.com/brands/finder.php I'm sure somewhere in Illinois would sell it.

You would be very lucky. Australia doesn't really export beers to the states anymore. If you find them be sure to tell me! Don't mistake Fosters for Australian, it is owned by a South African company, invented by American-Australians and mainly brewed in England. For the last two decades it has been almost completely removed from the Australian market, only recently; as in the last few months has Fosters been available in Brisbane again due to a new brewery opening in the south of Brisbane. The fact that it has such Australian imagery associated with it is a farce!

Well I don't know how much beer you drink but I think so. I'm not a fan of Mexican beers, the few I've had have been very bitter and watery. There are quite a few microbrews that I enjoy in America but I really dislike all the major American beers like Coors, Budweiser, Yuengling and Sam Adams. Australian beers tend to be my favourites. The way I measure beers is that if it isn't as good as Heineken, it isn't worth drinking. Heineken is my standard for beer, not bad in anyway but not particularly great in anyway either. Asahi is a lot like Heineken but if I remember correctly it is a little heavier and little more bold in flavour. It is a good beer but a very run of the mill lager. My favourite beers would have to be: Delirium Tremens (Belgian) James Boag Premium (Australian) Little Creatures Roger's (Australian) Cooper's Sparkling Ale (Australian) Cooper's Pale Ale (Australian)

Asahi is a Japanese beer.

Dunno if it was a compliment mate.

Second most English looking person alive after Leighton Baines tbf

BTW Le Voyeur said he wants to finish second. Looks like the old cunt is showing some ambition. Fuck this 4th and 3rd place nonsense, they want to be the first losers.