Amblève.

The writers at Squawka base their articles purely on stats like passing completition etc. I wouldn't even bother going through anything they write.

One thing that will go unnoticed is Jose's tie. One of the best I've seen lately.

It was the magic of the suit that guided us to the win.

Class.

Cesar bossing it defensively.

As Alex said yesterday, he's here for the Australian stereotypes

Lmao

Betting my laptop on that being the snake vine!

No need to worry, Newcastle. Pardew still has 6 years to solve your problems, lol.

Must-read article! http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/15/the-day-ferguson-cops-were-caught-in-a-bloody-lie.html

How the fuck do you miss that header, ffs?!

Liverpool using Gerrard as their anchor man now. If Soton don't exploit this...

Anyone got a multi-game stream?

Scary thought what could have been if Rooney had been keeping himself really fit.

Do Swansea seriously plan on going into the season with Fabianski as their #1?!

Usually your best players get to wear famous numbers. Yet Oscar gets the #11 and now the even more famous #8. People talk about Mikel stealing a leaving but Oscar has been given everything by the board and manager despite doing fuck all to even claim these privileges.

Again, guys...

It's pretty depressing I can see this being the truth, lol.

Bow down to the almighty Egalitarian.

Google it again.

Awesome stache game man! You doing a no shaving summer as well?

Saying Moses is not Chelsea quality and then backing that argument up by bringing up Salah, welp... Anyway, can we finally stop with this "our level" BS? Rafinha was starter for Bayern last season, Darren Fletcher one of the most important bench players for United during their glory days not too long ago, even Belletti almost made 100 appearances for us, and absolutely nobody would ever call these players world class whatsoever. As for Moses, the guy scored 10 goals in his first season at Chelsea playing most of his games under the guidance of fucking Benitez. We basically did not only have no plan B, but also not even a plan A and yet Moses managed to score 10 goals and provide 5 assists. I doubt anyone wants Moses to be a regular starter for us next season but he's a good enough option off the bench. For that to be he doesn't need to play like a Hazard 2.0.

Brane is gonna break your legs for that post.

The butterfly effect... Lampard joining NYC, then getting loaned out to Citeh, TC having a breakdown, insults being thrown around, children hearing them and crying, flooding areas in Bosnia, people dying etc. Hope this was worth it, Frankie.

Little bit of both scenarios, actually. I speak Bosnian, German, English, Spanish, Croation and Serbian. The latter two being very similar to Bosnian, though, tbf. However, in times of everything being run economically I prefer to emphasize that it's 6 languages instead of "only" 4.