Amblève.

Because Rummenigge is an asshole and Watzke cheaper than the Kroenkes yet again...

I speak 6 languages (7 if you count my dialect which is basically an own language compared to standard German). Suck it.

JR Smith was right about betrayal.

Spox reported it first, so obviously, it's BS. They're about as reliable as old people's digestions.

Man, you're late to the party, lol.

And so it begins.

Whatever, that pseudonym's legacy is too big to be ever forgotten

Not at all, dawg.

This is gold.

^^ Nah, that was just someone taking out his complexes on me

Sure, JJ. Will never happen again, JJ. Fuck you, JJ.

Why so serious, JJ?

After all the propaganda that's been written about JT he has the chance to become our one and only biggest legend ever now. He knows that and what's on the line. This is his moment to manifest his own "cult".

Lmao, people bringing up that penalty as a "counter argument"... especially BECAUSE of the magnitude of that penalty and what it resembled towards Chelsea and us fans a move to a title rival feels even worse. He shouldered the death of his mother back then in 2008 to play and take such a crucial penalty for Chelsea and now he's about to play for one of our biggest rivals. Just let that sink it. This is absolute madness.

We hailed him the biggest legend in Chelsea history only a few weeks ago and now this? This is a huge "fuck you" not only to our club but us fans as well that he called "part of his life". This is so fucking disgusting, JFC.

What the actual fuck?

Tom should post that philosophers playing football pic in here again

Torres has access to professional coaches and an almost unlimited database of video. If that couldn't help nothing will.

He's probably had more loan spells than anyone else ever.

Torres is the 6th longest serving player in our current squad, smh.

Oh hello WW3!

I don't really get why people (especially on Twitter) are saying that Mata will more likely than not fail at United. If van Gaal uses his 5-3-2 formation Mata, van Persie and Rooney are locks for the front-3 positions.

If you look back the Bundesliga was at one of its lowest lows, too, that time when Bayern was struggling. Not saying we shouldn't have brought a academy player through but using Bayern/Bundesliga as a comparison isn't ideal. One could argue that Bayern should have called up youth players when Dortmund won two league titles in a row instead of completing multi-million transfers but they're smarter than that. They know that moneys wins titles.

You're completely ignoring the inflation in the transfer market that has happened in the last 2 years. James just cost Real over 70m, that's almost 2x what we paid for Hazard. 35m are not what they used to be anymore.