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So if he were to come here an bang in 25, you couldn't find it in your heart to cheer for him? If he's wearing Chelsea blue, who cares what he did in the past?

And the extremely annoying thing is that both player want/wanted to come here but puss out because they "don't want to make the fans feel bad."Hopefully Hulk just sternly tells Porto that he wants a move here and not to stand in his way with impossible figures.

Right, right. Tell us more.

Been on Sir Alex's pay role over recent years. Along with the majority of referees.

Cant even keep the ball out of our half for longer than 3 seconds.

Think we'll definitely be seeing Sturridge today.

Shit. Have Malouda drive Meireles there and they can move in together in Naples.

Some of you need to ease up with the money issue. It's not your fucking money, so I don't know why people are so concerned. You really think Roman and our board would spend huge amounts without knowing ow it will affect FFP? So what if we buy Hulk for £35m. Does that affect you in any way? City, PSG, Madrid, and Barca piss money around like it's going out of style. Some of you act like Roman is spending your money.

Hopefully very soon and not on deadline day. Get a deal done between now and our opener. What a crazy summer transfer period!

In that case we'd make Luiz's dream come true and play him at CF.

Is playing Sturridge out wide really that bad, though? He did score 11 from there. If that's a sacrifice we have to make to bring in one of the premier strikers in world football then so be it.

You guys do know j/k means JUST KIDDING right? Christ. Just joking.

Notice I said j/k.

We could always go 4-4-2. ----Torres--Cavani---- Marin-Mata-Oscar-Hazard Cole-Terry-Cahill-Iva --------Cech------- j/k

I was really high on Hulk before the Olympics and was one of his biggest campaigners, but watching him over the past couple of weeks, he hasn't impressed me with the exception of 1 game.Obviously he's better than any option we have now, but not worth anywhere near what they're asking.

Looks too good to be true. I'll be bathing in jizz and over the moon if we somehow pull this off.

I can still see a need for a quality striker.Direct quotes from Lukaku's agent this morning saying he WILL be joining another prem side on loan soon with details almost worked out. Can't expect to challenge for major trophies and compete with the likes of City, United, and the other big European sides with Torres, Sturridge, and a possibly a player from Wigan up front as our players up front.

K. I'll take 2. Where's the checkout?

Confirmed by both clubs. Christ, PSG! What's that, £120m in a couple of weeks?

Stealing another Spuds target would be hilarious, but I'm not completely sold on Damiao. Looks more a product of the quality he has around him with Brazil than someone who carries the load in the prem. He's the type of inexpensive, above average player Spuds need.

I'd cream enough to cover my iPad screen if we got Cavani. Even more so if these numbers reported are in € and not £.

Two Fernando Torres' in one team? The English media would have a field day.

Was just over at RedCafe and they're all drooling over him, too. As someone said above, Oscar is just silky smooth. Makes it look effortless.

How awesome would it be for Hazard to have his best performance yet against City and win his first trophy with us this quick? I'm pretty confident that our offense will be fine, it's the defense I'm worried about. Wouldn't start Luiz in this one.

Exactly why I'm desperate for us to get Hulk. That way Oscar can play in Lampard's position deeper in midfield.Rather than buying a striker and a RW, we'd be buying both in Hulk.