Pizy

We could kill two birds with one stone at one club. Offer £50m to Dortmund for Lewandowski and Gündogan and see what they say. Our squad would be set for years and years if we could get those two.

Well, well, well. Lewandowski has now been quoted as saying he HASN'T agreed to join Bayern and that he really wants to play in England. If that isn't a come and get me to Jose I don't know what is! This could be our chance to get a top class striker for not a lot of money.

I'd take Pogba if we tried for Witsel or Gündogan and failed, but he shouldn't be our first choice for this position. This is the only place we need to invest in this coming transfer window. I really hope we don't buy Jackson Martinez. We shouldn't even think about buying another striker until the summer. Even then we shouldn't be looking for a big name, super expensive one. Lukaku will be first choice, Torres second, and we can buy an inexpensive one after that.

De Bruyne has gone completely off the boil since preseason. Looks very poor out there right now.

No one doubted his ability or skill, simply how much he'd have played had he stayed. If he has the option of playing here and there for us or playing every week as first choice for a big side like Everton then the right choice was made. Even if we hadn't have bought Eto'o Rom would've been second choice behind Torres.Next season when Eto'o and Ba are gone Romelu will take his rightful place as Chelsea's first choice forward. Hell, maybe if we're lucky we'll sell La Niña and give Lukaku the #9 shirt.

Imagine having Sturridge and Lukaku with our current squad. We'd be blowing teams away.

LUKAKUUUUUUU!!!

Nice composed finish. He's gonna be an absolute MONSTER next season for us.

I'd have any of Vidal/Gündogan/Witsel over Pogba. Gündogan especially. We'd be nearly unstoppable with he and Ramires in midfield.

Doubt that would be nearly enough. They'd probably demand enormous, wonder kid type cash for him. Like Hazard money.

If Juve couldn't refuse high offers for their players, why don't we throw a bid in for Vidal in January!? I'd take either to be honest.

Wouldn't at all be surprised if City now made a move for him. They'd be getting a super talented kid and get to rub it in United's face at the same time.

It's time to leave feelings out of it next summer and move Cech on. It's not like once he leaves Chelsea he'll be needing to take a massive step down to another club. He'll have his pick of a number of top clubs where he'll be very good for several more years. But we'd be getting the best young keeper in the world who can be a brick wall for us for the next 15+ years. It's best for both parties in the long run.

For fucks sake this is getting tiresome already in all the media. He scores 2 nice goals against rock bottom and arguably worst side in the league and suddenly he's being touted as a superstar. I can understand if he's been doing this consistently, but ONE GAME? People are acting like he's a young CR7.

I have an awful feeling that one of our key players is gonna get injured while away with their national side. Regardless, we should win this comfortably.

Oscar looks like he's about to shit himself every time he's going to answer a question in English. He's still really uncomfortable with it. Credit him for actually trying unlike some foreign players.

NOW COME ON YOU BAGGIES!

I've been saying it here for years. And he almost always gets the whistles because he's the young English darling. He gets away with so many fouls too.

False hope, this. Just like when Sunderland scored first yesterday.

If I were a betting man I'd go and put money on Ramsey scoring at least once here. I'm not even gonna waste time hoping West Brom get anything here. Fucking Arsenal.

WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLLLLLL

Funking embarrassing. And it's been coming. Same exact problem every game. We can't finish and put teams away.

We don't look like scoring at all. It's like we have no plan going forward. Just get up there and hope something develops.

If we don't score again soon I just have a feeling Norwich will just continue to grow in confidence and nick this. Bring on Hazard.

I get that, but something about buying a player for 30m and playing him only twice so far against Basel and Swindon just rubs me the wrong way.How's he gonna get an understanding with our players and get to the level he can be at if he's not playing? His pace would be very effective against this side.