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Why would they sign Coentrao on loan? Evra is still more than good enough. Didnt understand why they were after Baines either. Everyone just pray that Eto'o is still a beast. God forbid we have to stomach Torres as our number 1 for this season.

So United have paid nearly £5m MORE than his just expired release clause. Brilliant work there guys.

Shit deadline day for us. Hopefully Arsenal don't make anymore signings.

The club Moyes leaves is gonna have a better transfer window than United. HAHAHAHA!

RedCafe has crashed due to the Herrera deal falling through! LOL

Surely they wouldn't be in for Shaw. They already have two very young English fullbacks. Plus they just bought Monreal.

So if Eto'o sucks or gets injured we're back to Torres. Fuck sake! We've seen how poor we look with Ba leading the line. Constant long ball.

She's a teacher? Don't think I'd learn anything in her class. I'd be too busy staring at DAT ASS.

Jelavic is fucking awful.

Should be doing the opposite and sending Ba out.

WTF IS GOING ON! Many places saying Lukaku > Everton for a season. Surely this means we have someone lined up!?

Ben Smith from BBC on twitter.

Now reports that Lukaku WANTS to be loaned back to WBA.

Me too! So fucking badly! If nothing else than to take the sheen off of Arsenal.

Remember how a few days ago our official twitter account became the most followed Premier League team surpassing Arsenal? Following the Ozil stuff thousands upon thousands of people have jumped on the Arsenal bandwagon and they've re-eclipsed us. LOL

Waiting now for a surprise Lewandowski to Chelsea megaton.

Hernandez? Are you guys fucking kidding me!? I wanna beat that cunts ass not bloody sign him!

Didn't say we should or would only that it would make sense. Second or third choice here or playing every game for a top 6-8 side?

To be fair mate, it makes sense. He'd likely be first choice right away at Everton as Jelevic has been absolute shit for a while now. It'd be good for Lukaku. Not so sure it would be good for us though unless someone else is brought in.

Doesn't make sense does it?He can score them 10 goals. We must be that desperate to get rid of him if we're willing to send him to a direct rival.

4 hours.

If we didnt already buy Eto'o I'd consider it.It's not like we don't have others who can play Mata's role. Ibra would score us 30 league goals. No way it happens now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't think anyone here WANTS Mata to be sold. Some of us are just okay with the prospect of losing him as long as a player of his level is brought in. Seeing as that's nearly impossible, he's not going anywhere.

Is he carrying a lightsaber there?