Pizy

The way Bushman types reminds me of Yoda. A strange sentence structure you have. That's the image I get in my head every time I see a Bushman post.

Ha!I'm not upset or anything about the situation since I'd probably have been pissed too. Just kind of adds fuel to the speculation that he indeed isn't happy here. It's a bit like the Rooney situation over this past summer. He could've ended all speculation and rumor with a single tweet but just kept quiet. Makes me believe that he genuinely wanted to leave.

I kind of expected Juan to apologize on twitter or something, honestly. He seems like the kind of person who would do that. Something like "I know I shouldn't have reacted that way and am happy that the team won," or something. Or say how hard he's going to work to earn his place back.

It's all Barbara's fault.One should never boob-bomb a thread and expect it not to be derailed.

Imagine when that woman is like 50, though. Her chest will be swinging around her belly button.

Personally, I like smaller tits. So long as she's got a Jennifer Lopez ass. I love where this thread has gone, LOL!

Jesus, Barb! These giant posts. When's your footy novel coming out? I'll buy a few copies.

Pretty sure Costa just renewed his contract.

Yes, I suppose so. hahaha

Glad that we're waiting until the summer for a striker. Judging by Jose's answer to that question about whether or not we'd be active at all this window it sounds like a CM will be a certainty this month.

Yeah, judging by that press conference I'd be shocked if Mata is sold. Unless some silly money offer from PSG came in.

If we are serious about getting a top class striker this window, pick up the phone and have a word with PSG about Ibra. It's not like they don't have another world class striker to replace him.

If we were looking to spend silly money on a striker why on earth would it be Higuain? Laughable rumor.

Don't think he'd flop quite as hard as Torres has, but can't see him being a world beater like an RvP, Agüero, or Suarez. Glad we didn't spunk £50-60 on him. We should be spending a max of £30-40m on a striker.

One of those signings that I'd love at first but it seems inevitable that he'd kick up a fuss and piss everyone off.

Was completely indifferent about bringing him in but now that Lamps is injured for a nice chunk of time it makes sense. Not at all convinced about his quality, mind you.

As long as it's not in England (we obviously aren't that daft) then I'm sort of resigned to losing Mata. Absolutely love him and wish there was a way to have him and Oscar in the same team every game, but it's just not going to work with Jose's style. It's really going to hurt at first seeing him tear it up for another club if he's sold and I'm sure there will be times where we'll watch him and regret selling him, but as someone else stated he can be used as an incredible bargaining tool. Dortmund & PSG would be my first calls. Both have excellent players that are nearing the end of their contracts and in positions we desperately need. I'd personally see it as great business if we can sell a player from a position of excess and gain one in a position of dire need.

If Mata is to be sold this month the money has to immediately be reinvested in a top class player. If it's PSG then swap him with one of their top class players in a position we need. Obviously there's absolutely ZERO possibility we can ever sell him to a Prem side unless we got Rooney in exchange. If we just do a straight sale and pocket the cash then it'll be pointless. Then we'd just be thinning our depth out for no reason when we need it the most. How about this sort of "out there" thought: Mata for Özil direct swap. Would suit both sides brilliantly. Özil and Jose are clearly still very close and I feel he certainly would've went for him had he known Madrid were looking to move him. Always got the feeling that Özil kind of settled for Arsenal just to get the hell out of Madrid. Was never his #1 option. Think he'd love playing with Jose again. Will never happen, I know.

Just have to hope that clubs will know they're desperate and jack the prices sky high and out of reach.

Yep. That's the only bad thing about United losing that. Now they'll actually spend a shit ton of cash and get some class players in.Just hope it's not anyone like Reus.

RedCafe meltdown in full effect. Servers crashed. Even though Spuds are only 6 points below us, they don't really worry me at all. They look bang average and were it not for atrocious United defending they looked inept.

Jammy Cheatcharito goal incoming. Then a Rooney penalty to win it.

United will win this 3 or 4-2. In typical United fashion.

Just hang on and park the bus, tater Totts. Don't want these bastards winning. Wanna see Moyes the Orc squirm a little more and RedCafe meltdown.

Lamps and Iva out for a month.