Pizy

Biggest complaint is Torres. Please don't be useless!

WHAT THE FUCK!? LOL

Good player. Think he'd be much better in a team that actually has a system like ours and everyone knows what the fuck they're doing unlike at Spuds. Think he'd be an upgrade on Ramires (slightly) but I'd rather we aim a bit higher if we want a new CM.

Anxious as hell to see the lineup. This wait is going to be brutal. I hope Hazard has the absolute game of his life tonight and Oscar rediscovers his form.

What I'm saying is, no matter how we win it there will be people that hate our club and hate José so much that we'll never get due credit or praise.

Both our club and our manager have far too many haters for that to become a reality.

If we had those stats against Bayern the football world would once again scorn us and call us enemies to the sport.Real Madrid do it in BOTH legs and are praised and lauded. This is exactly how José wants to mold our side. I can imagine that countless hack journalists are creaming themselves and salivating at the thought of RM winning the CL. "Did in his first season what Mourinho failed to do in three," they'll say. Never mind the fact that he'll have done it with José's squad and over £100m in transfers. If we beat the odds and win the thing I hope José just stares directly into the camera silently smiling for 30 seconds straight and then walks away.

Real Madrid scare the shit out of me if we make the final. Don't know why people are in a happy mood. Much rather play Bayern.

I think Bayern would actually be. Look at that last game against RM and the tie against United. RM could've scored 3 or 4 on the break when Bayern were completely exposed since they have so many men committed forward. Even Welbeck had plenty of opportunities with balls hoofed over the top.Bayern struggle to change their play style just like Barca do as well as Arsenal and Liverpool. They can really only play one way. I'd be terrified of CR7 and Bale. Ribery and Robben ain't shabby either, but Bayern haven't looked like the unstoppable side that they looked last year.

So if we do advance who do we all want in the final? Bayern for me every time. Think our personnel and style match up better against them.

I can see José going Schürrle/Oscar/Willian to start with Hazard coming on in the second half.

How on gods green earth is Azpi not in the ToTY?

CALLED IT WEEKS AGO THAT WE WOULDN'T LOSE TO THESE CUNTS!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Lamps hat trick and José to teabag a few Liverpool supporters, please. All I ask for!

This is going to be so hard to watch for us going forward. Oh god. Suarez vs that CB pairing? Damn.

No Cahill. Iva and Kalas at CB apparently.

Don't jinx it. I'm still holding out hope that we'll win. At least until I see our lineup.

The Liverpool love-in is already in full effect an hour before kickoff.If they score early I may switch it off. The wanking will be unbearable.

The abuse José will hear today from the Liverpool supporters is going to be out of this world. Can we please, PLEASE smack these vile, inbred cunts back down to Earth? One huge thing I was hoping to see this match was Luiz in midfield harassing Gerrard and not allowing him to do as he pleases like he does against other sides, but now that JT is out we probably won't see that. Think the Luiz/Matic combo would've almost completely negated Gerrard. I suppose we could see Ivanovic at CB. That'd be nice.

Just imagine this for a moment: ----------------------------Costa----------------------------- Hazard-------------------Oscar---------------------Willian ------------Vidal----------------------------Matic------------ Shaw--------------Terry-----------Cahill--------------Azpi --------------------------Courtois---------------------------- Bench or rotation players: Salah, Lukaku, Schürrle, MvG, Ivanovic, Luiz, Zouma, Lamps, Cole

£20m and Ramires would still be a steal. The ultimate CM in the game today. Vidal with Matic. Bloody fucking hell.

It'd be awesome to see Hazard as the #10 but José has been saying since he took over that he sees him as a "pure winger."

I loved our little magician. :(

We may not have won all of those but surely you can't deny that he would've made a difference.He's going to be back to his best next season I feel when he actually has top class players around him instead of Cleverly and the like.

West Ham, West Brom, Palace, Sunderland, Villa.All matches in which we failed miserably to create chances and break down parked buses. All matches that called for a player to play the killer ball. All games in which we settled for nearly impossible shot from outside of the box time and time again because we had no clue what to do in the final third. Mata could've been instrumental in those matches. He's a tempo setter, he's a brilliant passer, and is godlike at set pieces. All things we struggle with now.