Pizy

Every single point he made there is true, but this team shouldn't EVER be losing at home to Bournemouth regardless. At some point our problems (which occur every match without fail) have to come down to coaching and not just "bad luck" like José keeps saying. We've played like shit since the start of 2015. Almost a bloody YEAR now!

A team with the attacking players we have should be playing like we did in the opening few minutes and how we did to open the 2nd half ALL the time. For that we need a manager and coaching staff that is adept at training that way. José sadly isn't. We CLEARLY need a few new players but we also need a completely new voice in the players' ears because they aren't responding to José's any longer. Get Ancelotti, give him a nice 4-5 year contract so he and especially the players know he isn't under immediate pressure and let him go to work. Players like Hazard, Willian, and Oscar should benefit hugely. Bring in either Ramires or RLC permanently for the remainder of the season in place of Fabregas and then ship him off in the summer. Wouldn't even be mad to see Costa shipped back to Spain, either. Maybe work some sort of deal with Atleti that sees Griezmann come back the other way. Then we have to finally get a capable, young, highly skilled, two-way midfielder to play next to Matic. With Carlo in charge, even without CL football next season we'll be able to attract very good players. Not the absolute best, world class ones but players that will easily improve us. We still have excellent players, pay great wages, and have the lure of London.

Have to get Carlo back before another side like United or City snatch him first like what happened with Klopp. The Pep dream ain't happening without CL football.

I think it's time.

There'll be a movie about this in 15-20 years. "The Greatest Collapse in Football History" starring an aged Leo Dicaprio as José Mourinho.

Costa for Oscar and RLC for Fabregas is what I'd do. We need someone athletic in midfield.

Cesc plays like an old man, Baba has no positional awareness and is constantly caught napping, and Oscar has seemingly lost all football ability. He can't pass, shoot, anything. Useless.

Fucking AFC Bournemouth are miles better than Chelsea FC with the ball in possision. Unreal.

Cesc in this form is like playing a man down. Looks like an old man whose long past it.

Deary, deary me. Midfield and defense look like Sunday league standard.

Cesc and Oscar can't be worse than they were against Spuds, surely? Confident we'll win this. Not confident it'll be pretty, though.

Had the strangest dream that Djilodildo started this one. Not joking.

Imagine De Bruyne in place of Oscar or Cesc in our current XI and Lukaku in place of Costa. De Bruyne still stings like hell.

He clearly meant it. To be honest, I don't think Costa like Mourinho much. You can often see him mouthing off at him when he's on the pitch when things aren't going our way.

Truly makes me sad watching Fabregas these days. What has happened to the early last season Cesc? He looks like Gerrard did for Liverpool last season. Beyond shit. He needs to sit for a bit and Ramires or RLC need to come in.

Diego should be pretty embarrassed that were playing better without him on the pitch. Hopefully it lights a fire under his ass. Good enough first half. Our central midfield is iffy and Oscar needs to get the ball more in the center of the pitch. He's ineffective getting the ball wide for the most part. Weird how they aren't targeting Ivanovic's side much but rather Azpi's.

Top 4 chance completely dead with a loss here (I gave up hope weeks ago, personally)?

Man. This could be ugly.

Oscar, Costa, and Cesc have all been useless and Hazard comes off? *sigh*

Struggling against a 10 man Israeli team... Fuck me. We looked better when they had 11 men. Clueless.

This has an utterly dominant 0-1 loss written all over it. Tired of Costa's antics. The fighting, the diving instead of having an easy shot, and most of all it's almost as if he's lost his best attribute which is his positioning and movement. He's almost ALWAYS out wide or not where he should be.

Diego hurting us way more than helping. So frustrating this season. Almost useless in the form.

No one in the PL can. Chelsea has been the only top flight team in recent years that have won because of our defense.Arsenal, City, his Liverpool team that one year...none can defend. Great attacking play can mask many problems.

I'm Mourinho's biggest ass licker here. Not saying I WANT him out, but I have to admit that (assuming we appoint the right replacement) I wouldn't explode in anger if he went now. This may sound outrageous and hilarious at the same time, but I would seriously consider Brentan if we can't get Carlo back and think Pep is impossible. Knows how to train and coach attractive, attacking football and did so without the ability to attract super star talent. He'd have a much better squad of players here and would be able to buy anyone he wants assuming the owner backs him. I kind of think he'd do very well here.

We probably will and then proceed to lose the next one and be back to where we are now. Wondering what the fuck happened and where we go next.