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it happens quite a lot these days. A few seasons back we had played Portsmouth twice in our opening 15 games and didn't play Fulham at all until our 24th game or something

I wouldn't be surprised if he starts slagging us off in the press the moment he arrives at the bin dippers

now that is just vile. What is that base colour? Light beige? Makes it look like some old woman's handbag. Possibly the worst away kit I have seen since this

yeah we have the same thing with Spanish- subjunctive, imperfect etc. stupid names for things at different times is what I like to call it

the first step is admitting you have a problem...

its not worth worrying about- we still understand you and what the hell is all this simple past and progressive past stuff that Lum is going on about?

I'm surprised Fergie himself isn't allowed to carry out the FA Cup draw and put the ball back into the pot until they get Accrington

nah its not even the top story on Sky Sports News. Ashley Williams' attempt at 'killing' van Persie is top story because its Man U and they are always victims of unfair decisions

Bit of a waste really. It was clear that he had genuine talent but he was just a bit of a bellend. He needed someone like Mourinho to tell him that he needs to be a team player and that he isn't half as good as he thinks he is. However, if he is arrogant enough to decide he is too good for us and sulk when he is played slightly out of position (model professional Michael Ballack never moaned about having to move for Lampard) then I will happily see the back of him and see him playing with average players at the bindippers. Suarez will still be their first choice striker won't he and they usually play with 1 up front so I don't see what Sturridge is gaining from this. Now that he more or less is gone it is clear that we either have to recall Lukaku or buy 2 strikers in January. I expect and hope that we will go in for a top class striker like Falcao, Cavani or Lewandowski but we will still be left with only 2 strikers. We need a replacement that would be happy to be rotated.

they are from East Anglia, so they are inbred and shit comes out their nose

It would have been 8 players with 9 goals if Piazon could take penalties

what a pass by Piazon- he should block out that penalty because it was quite good and was matched by a good save- he was amazing apart from that. I'll admit it got a bit boring at the match but I didn't feel sorry for the Villa fans because of how they called us 'cockney wankers' for not clapping in the 19th minute for Petrov even though quite a lot of us did.

It was sunny in England once...

Anyone else fighting a zombie apocalypse?

It might be 23:32 but I really feel like having a big Sol Campbell sized bowl of Krave

hi sh0n3x!!!

fuck this shit I'm supporting Crystal Palace

shogun I see you ignored me when I said I loved you a few days ago?

Animo Tito

smoke bombs and flares in the away end tonight quality support

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM EVERYONE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS QPR!!

a bit disappointing really- was hoping he would go on about how we cheated and they deserved to win 6-0

Can we have an interview with Warnock now? I'm sure that would be a right laugh

Ivanovic la la laa laaa laaaaaaaa