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Does she play beach volleyball on Copacabana beach? :eyebrows:

why is that? EDIT: I am now your 100th follower

she's sexy. Are you saying you aren't turned on by this woman?

playing in the Europa League?

All hail King Phil

Family gathering tomorrow with boring old people. Fuck it I'll just get in a few cans of stella and get pissed

southampton at home

man u 4-3 newcastle

did Torres spend Christmas day getting wankered?

anyone else have a man crush on Phil Thompson? ALL HAIL PHIL!

Looks like Bacon Face will have to slip an extra £50 into the big brown envelope at half time

but they wear yellow?

I freaking love that place!!!

1. Moscow. I will always rememeber Terry walking up to penalty spot to take his penalty and the commentator saying 'this to put the cup in his hands' followed by 'Ohhh he's missed it!' and minutes later when Anelka missed 'United again!' I just cried all night 2. Seeing Di Matteo get treated like shit by our board and then appointing a man who many Chelsea fans had a deep hatred for. It was the first and only time I had felt truly betrayed by the club. Sitting on here with talk that Rafa would be announced imminently on the Chelsea website and then actually seeing it just killed me. 3. Barcelona in 2009. We absolutely battered the best team in the world and I think we would have beaten Man U in the final but we were cheated. 4. Getting absolutely destroyed by Man U at Old Trafford in 2009. 3-0 it ended and Scolari just sat there not doing anything to change the way we were playing. 5. Going 2-0 up against Monaco in the first half of the Champions League semi final and believing that little Chelsea could reach the Champions League final only for us to end up drawing 2-2. 6. Garcia's ghost goal 7. Losing to Arsenal in the FA Cup final 8. Winter 2010 when we won 3 games in 2 months and so many of our performances lacked any passion from the players

So you think that McEachran and De Bruyne will return from their loans and instantly be 2 midfielders good enough to come up against top level teams every week? yes Lampard isn't what he was but he offers a great deal of experience- something De Bruyne and McEachran do not. If Lampard leaves we will be left with quite an inexperienced midfield. At the start of next season, should we not sign anyone else our midfield would be this old: Romeu 21 Ramires 26 Mata 25 Oscar 21 Mikel 26 Moses 22 Hazard 22 Marin 24 Piazon 19 De Bruyne 22 McEachran 20 (Essien 30 and Benayoun 33 the fact that they are on loan may mean that they will leave this Summer) Not including Essien and Benayoun, the average age of that midfield is 22, if you take out Piazon it is 22.9. If you take out Piazon and add in Lampard it would be 24. Compare that with other clubs Barcelona (24), Real Madrid (25), Man U (28), Man City (29). It is clear that our midfield is not old enough to compete with these teams. With Cole, what is the problem if we break our over 30's policy? If other players then want a contract more than 2 years and are over the age of 30 we don't have to offer them one

Get rid of him and bring in rusty, unproven in this league David Villa 6 months later. Seems legit.

I can't say I was paying any attention to all of it- it was by far the most boring wedding I have ever been to and involved 2 people I had never even heard of but yes I wouldn't be surprised if they were cousins or something!

Oh I love Norwich. Went up there for a wedding a few months ago and was told by a farmer at the car park 'if you back in this way you will be facing the right way when you go home!' when I was reversing the car. I assume he was the most intelligent man in the village because he could actually speak English.

2010/11 Chelsea season review DVD :/ Calendar Digital photo frame Chocolate Money Mirror for room Mini tripod for my camera

I'm not assuming he is arrogant from the media. He moaned when people didn't pass to him, he would storm off the pitch when we lost, he rarely applauded fans at away games and if he did it looked unwilling, he would try stupid flicks and tricks when we were losing I'm not saying I hate him but I find it difficult for people to say it was just the media that made him seem arrogant

U too my wuv

so Piers Morgan could be deported from the US? Is there any way that we could get him to go North Korea instead of back to the UK?

Good to know you can give detail in an argument on a forum and get called a plastic for it

WE WANT YOU TO STAY WE WANT YOU TO STAY RAFA BENITEZ, WE WANT YOU TO STAY

why?