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which of the two has not scored for 5 months?

On our current form and if United play well we could get a bollocking I'd go Cech Ivan Terry Luiz Bertrand Essien Romeu Lampard Piazon Lukaku Mata Why such an 'under strength' team you may ask. Because these are the players who give a fuck.

Some of the 'fans' at this club sicken me For those of you who do not know, Fernando Torres' grandma died in what I think was a car crash today. However, the 'fans' i.e the plastic little shits who expect us to win every game 5-0 and want us playing in some 90 000 seats stadium right now and wouldn't know Pat Nevin if he hit them in the face are sending him abuse on an #asktorres event on twitter this Friday. These people make me sick.

can somebody tell me why we started with Torres... again! We can make all the crappy excuses we want about 'poor service' and 'bad luck', 'he is getting better' but the fact of the matter is he has not scored a goal in the league since September. Yes thats right September. That is 5 months. He scored 2 against Genk. He also missed two sitters in that game. Why is it that we keep giving him game after game to prove himself? We give Lukaku about 30 minutes of league football (all from the subs bench) plus a few mickey mouse cup games yet he still looks better than Torres. We are a club that is meant to be competing with the very best yet we will not be making any progress in the foreseeable future if we cannot score goals because we have Torres up front.

Man U could seriously hit us for double figures on Sunday...

hes going to need a bloody A4 600 page writing pack not a notebook

My speech to the team if I was manager WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THOSE STANDS WHO WOULD GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR THIS CLUB BUT YOU LOT BAR DAVID LUIZ CLEARLY DONT GIVE A FUCK. IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY LIKE THAT IN THE SECOND HALF THEN WHY NOT JUST TAKE A SHIT ON THE BADGE WHICH SOME PLAYERS HAVE WORN WITH MORE PRIDE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO. WHY NOT JUST TELL THE FANS WHO STOOD THERE ON THE COLD SHITTY NIGHTS WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO BANKRUPT IN DIVISION 2 TO FUCK OFF. WITHOUT THAT LOT YOU WOULDNT HAVE A CLUB TO GET YOUR WAGES TO SPEND ALL ON YOUR FUCKING SELVES. HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO THE CLUB AND THE FANS WHO PAY YOUR WAGES. IF YOU DONT CARE FLORENT MALOUDA, JOSE BOSINGWA, ASHLEY COLE THEN I WILL QUITE HAPPILY SEE YOU FUCK OFF TO REAL MADRID AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR PLAYING DAYS LICKING THE 'SPECIAL ONE'S ARSE. THE MAN WHO FOUNDED THIS CLUB FOR YOU WHO IS BURIED OPPOSITE THE GROUND THAT HE PURCHASED 106 YEARS AGO IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE! Sorry if this is extreme but these players genuinely dont give a fuck

Congratulations to David Luiz: You sir win 'The only player who gives a fuck' award. Gus Mears would be turning in his grave at this pile of overpaid shit

we can dream...

none of them because we would rather go after players like Modric and spend £40m than take a risk on some young players

Song for Ramires We need a song for Ramires Song for Ramiiiiiiiiiiiires

would love Arsenal at home or away. we would get a nice big allocation for that if it was at the Emirates. Wouldn't mind Crawley or Southampton either

The Torres saga is getting laughable now. Why is it that Nando gets all of this backing and we are saying that he should be allowed to take penalties? How long are we going to have to wait for him to get his confidence? We can't just put results on the line by running the risk of letting him take penalties (which on current form will probably go straight into row z). Kalou never gets all of this love. We are just constantly defending Torres. If he misses from a yard out people will still be blaming it on other people. 'The passes to him are shit' said somebody as justification for him not scoring. The passes to him against Man U at Old Trafford, Blackburn at Ewood Park, Norwich at Carrow Road were all very good. Who can't finish? Yes its Nando but somehow him missing sitters is other players' fault

and when people do pass to him he fucks it up!

RAMBO INJURED? EVA TO THE RESCUE!!!

ha ha fuck you QPR you dirty chavs!

I think I have better things to do with my Saturday afternoon...

Sky dont have rights to FA Cup games

no handshakes- the whole of the media are in tears

WTF why is Bertrand on the bench? We have a midweek game too! he often plays championship standard teams like QPR so whats the problem?

whats better: La Liga or PL?

HAHAHAHAHA QPR still have 2000 tickets left in the home area, most of which have been purchased by Chelsea fans

I'd put out a fairly strong lineup because QPR can be a bit unpredictable and it would be good to give them a thrashing. Cech Ivanovic Cahill Terry Bertrand Ramires Romeu Essien Malouda Lukaku Sturridge Cech-picks itself Ivanovic-I don't think I can take Bosingwa any longer and they may choose to target Bosi again Cahill- Scored a screamer at Loftus Road for Bolton. Luiz may like Bosingwa be targeted by the rats Terry- Can deal with this easily Bertrand- He is used to playing against Championship standard teams. Ashley Cole needs a rest Ramires- One of our best players this season. Romeu- Solid as a holding midfielder Essien- The Bison looks like he could be coming back. Would be good to give him a start. Malouda- Juan Mata needs a rest. The team is too over-reliant on him and need to learn to play without him. Lukaku- Torres does not deserve to start after last week. Lukaku looked good against Norwich though. Sturridge- If Kalou was here I would have picked him but we are stuck with Mr Arrogant for this one. I appreciate what he adds to the team but he needs to sort out his cocky attitude Subs: Hilario Hutchinson Meireles Torres David Luiz Lalkovic Mata (avoid using him though because he needs a rest)

And I was less inspired against Newcastle at home last season when they had a corner in the last minute and he refused to come back and defend. Instead he stood arguing with Drogba, standing like a sulking 6 year old in the centre circle. What next? An unmarked Steven Taylor grabs a 92nd minute equaliser.

I am getting worried about him. It seems like since arriving and settling at Chelsea, being surrounded by a team devoid of any creativity whatsoever has meant that his creativity has started to drain out as well. He looked a bit like Malouda mark II today which could be because we have become over reliant on him and so he needs a rest or because he is being forced to do the work of 3 players to create anything and has started to copy his team mates more and more in just playing dull football. It is vital that we keep him the player that he is because it is a monumental waste of a talent if he becomes another one of our useless wingers.