Liquidator

We Hate Scouse you remember the days of me talking about donkeys with Cap don't you? And asking him if he lived in Banana Republic?

waiting to use this for one of Henrique's posts

donkey says let's have a party

4:30 kick off if we beat Boro. 4:30? what da fuq? how are all the Man U fans meant to get back to London that evening with a kick off that late?

Can we have a background of balloons, party blowers and party hats put up when Benitez goes please?

The one, tiny single, minute thing I like about Rafa is that he will actually speak his mind about the stupid old wanker that is Alex Ferguson. Most managers just lick his arse but at least Benitez is willing to stand up to the cunt

oh for fuck sake I hate those wankers. Come on Reading!!!

Yeah I sent 12 people out today for persistent standing

The guy in the orange coat behind the goal is me!

12:00 kick off?!? really what the fuck is this? I'd still be in bed this time on a Sunday under normal circumstances

don't care if we lose tomorrow if it means Natalie Sawyer running onto the pitch topless

Magic Stars are seriously underrated

the one spreading rumours isn't. She's a bitch. The other one is nice but she's just a friend, she's got a boyfriend and i'm not interested in going out with her

the only thing i got from today was a stupid rat girl spreading rumours around the whole year that i fancy a girl that I actually don't!

well everyone who is single agrees its a waste of time

yes it is stupid day really. Utterly pointless.

thank fuck

I have been away for 15 mins what have I missed?

yaawwnnnnnnnnnnnnn

might watch this instead

boorrriiiiinnnnnggggggg

what an incredibly shit boring match maybe if our players stopped jogging around at a leisurely pace and put them under pressure something would happen

could swear Hazard's dribble completion must be less than 50%

cheers mate erm basically I was taking my valentine out so I couldn't (nah more like I couldn't be fucked to travel to Prague and I had school today)

any streams?