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it would make sense. Our board doesn't do sense. Hi only place to be! :-)

it looks better in that picture above but other leaks show it as a light beige/cream colour- whereby it would look horrible

Home and away look disgusting, third kit is just boring

I read the 18th as the release date

Yep, I'm afraid that is how it has always been with Henrique

People just do it anyway. He is part of the club I despise most of any in the world and we were getting a reaction from him so we carried on doing it

Proud to say I got angry looks from de gea and Rio Ferdinand today. De gea for doing the wanker sign and swearing at him in Spanish and Rio for me shouting 'you're a cunt Rio' and he turned round and stared at me

April fools?

FullEnglishBreakfast for me

Have a bad feeling we will massively underestimate Southampton today. They are a very good side and keep the ball in a Swansea-esque style under potchettino. They turned over Liverpool easily and outplayed man u at old Trafford so they can turn it on when they want to

knew that idiot gourlay would have some say in it, the cock-juggling thundercunt

Rumours doing the rounds on Twitter that Chelsea have banned a fan for 10 years for calling Rio Ferdinand a cunt. Ridiculous if true. If they were to be consistent most of the ground would have been banned by now as well

We managed to beat Russia 5 years ago so we must be contenders

And there was me thinking we were going to win the World Cup because we beat a pub team 8-0 the other day. The delusion around the quality of this England team is staggering.

well done for admitting it. Lots of people wouldn't have the balls to do that.

if only I could almost bring myself to give a fuck about this bunch of consistent under-achievers

Yeah it's their fault if they are born with hormonal imbalance isn't it? Probably the most stupid thing I have read on this forum this year.

Wow are some people on this forum genuinely stupid enough to think that footballers shouldn't be depressed because they earn a lot of money? Clinical depression is an illness. Lots of people around the world no matter how rich they are suffer from it. I live in England and by standards here I am not rich or poor really. My mum for example has been taking tablets every day since she was 16 to correct hormone imbalances that have caused her to be depressed. She was born with those imbalances and couldn't help that. Now tell me, should she not suffer from depression because she isn't living in poverty?

Man U fan reaction to Nani getting sent off. Funniest thing I have seen on YouTube all week. Gloryhunting wanker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5eDU9yAyrA

Can't wait for us to get a draw/win against Montenegro and the English media to have their customary international break wankfest about how we are genuine contenders for the World Cup because we beat one of the worst international teams on the planet. Bullshit are we.

whatever happened to the 'words with the manager' feature on the big screens before games at the start of the season...? One with Benitez every game would get the fans pumped up with anger and enthusiasm...

Shed end cake up with a new song for lampard as well Frankie lampard Frankieee lampaaard He's scored 200 Against the pikies Frankie lampaaaard Had a nice ring to it

Pikey cretins on the way back to their caravans after throwing half their life savings at one of their past players and Chelsea fans. Fucktards.

The pic of the west stand is so photoshopped it's unreal

So when there is all this talk about how we shouldn't play the 2022 World Cup in Summer because of 50 degree temperatures there is something about a Summer tournament in Qatar. Probably lazy journalism but I've seen worse.