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League- Winners We potentially have the squad to do it if we invest in a world class striker. I don't see Man United as much of a threat because Moyes will want to put his own stamp on the team which will take time. Man City could be right up there and they have brilliant strength in depth. Where I think we will have the edge is gaining more points at home than in recent years. Mourinho has a fantastic record of home games and the last few seasons we have dropped stupid points at home, which I don't think we will do anywhere near as much now. FA Cup- Semi Final Of course this relies heavily on the draw. We could play teams in leagues below us and each the final with relative ease. Alternatively we could end up playing Premier League teams. Our record is very good in the FA Cup in recent years and we should try to win it but at the same time we shouldn't neglect a few fringe players. Give them playing time and mix one or two in with the first XI. I expect us to reach at least the semi-finals. League Cup- Don't care It would be nice to win this trophy, we haven't done so since 2007. However, I would rather see us experiment with some younger players, regardless of if we end up going out to a League One team at home because there are very, very few teams that bother taking this trophy seriously anymore. If we end up getting to the semi-finals like last season then that would be great. We should then play our strongest side because it would be 3 games with a potential trophy at the end. If we don't get that far I don't care as long as the likes of Chalobah, McEachran, Piazon et al are given a chance (providing they are not on loan). Super Cup- Winners This is a big, big ask. Bayern are the best team in Europe at the moment and are only getting stronger with Goetze and possibly Lewandowski. Can we beat them though? Yes. Mourinho has had the edge over Guardiola in recent years and finally worked out how to crack the Barca team. It would be a nice trophy to win, especially because it is Bayern as well, but I will hardly lose sleep if we don't win it. Champions League- Semi Final Like in the league, we potentially have the squad to do it. I genuinely think with a Cavani or Jovetic up front we will have one of the best teams in Europe, plus Mourinho who is the best technical coach in the world. Like in the FA Cup it depends on the draw. We could draw Bayern or Barca in the last 16 and go out then or we could end up playing Copenhagen and then Porto and end up progressing to the semi finals fairly comfortably. If we have the 3 creative midfielders playing like they were last season with a top drawer striker and solid holding player behind then I don't see many squads better than ours. Bayern and Barca have better ones IMO but I don't see Dortmund, Milan, Madrid with stronger squads than us.

Words cannot describe how fucked I am getting tonight!!! Get in there!!!!!

This club just got its special back

Jose mourinhoooooooo

Strike innit I love you too Alex! <3

Don't get what you lot are getting excited about. We all know it will be Ian Dowie strolling through the doors first thing on Monday morning at Cobham.

So apparently the game against Brazil on Sunday might not go ahead because the maracana doesn't have the relevant safety certificates

But we are England! The greatest football side on this planet! We even won the world cup once and once we got to the semi final proving we are really good, woy is a genius who will win us the world cup in your country. A draw against Ireland shows we are contenders for the trophy.

I'm sure you lot are shitting yourselves at the thought of Danny welbeck leading our strike force. you will win 3-0 I think

We are going to get destroyed by Brazil if we play like this on Sunday

kit looks quite a lot like the USA one from 2010 as well. It just doesn't seem 'England' to me this was a nice one in 2006 and this one in 2010

In Premier League Player of the season : Gareth Bale Young player of the season : Christian Benteke Best transfer of the season : Michu Worst transfer of the season : Marin Best managerial appointment of the season : Laudrup. Notable mentions for Clarke and Pochettino as well Worst managerial appointment of the season : Redknapp Goal of the season : Lowton v Stoke, some Cameron Jerome goal as well for Stoke Overachieving team of the season : West Brom Underachieving club of the season : Newcastle and QPR Best match of the season : Arsenal 7-3 Newcastle, WBA 5-5 Man U Best moment of the season : Lampard 203, seeing Man U bottle a 3 goal lead in Fergie's last game, Lee Nelson sneaking into the Man City warm up against Everton, finally seeing Wigan bugger off, beating Spurs 2-4, QPR losing 0-5 on the opening day Complaint of the season : Ferdinand getting away with assault on Torres, Evans getting away with punching a West Brom player, Clattenburg, Liverpool fans defending Suarez

It's all fun, games and money for gourlay until Mata does his hamstring because he is getting played too much and we are without a key player for 2 months

Fuck this I'm going to bed. Night all

Torres is back. Clinical finish.

Hutcho is online? Zomg can we go and get a kebab in Dartford?

2-0 I think it's about time we all went to bed...

Fuck this shit I'm turning over to road wars or sex in the city or embarrassing bodies or some other crap Saturday night tv

Oi Gareth Barry your hometown is shite, especially the crappy miniature train that runs along the seafront, what a waste of a fiver that was. Oh Hastings...

Has azpilicueta taken ketamine before the game?

Why are all 22 players playing like they are on crack?

Eva is looking fine

Yaya you fat cunt

Knew that would happen we always dick around with it at the back. You know you are shit when Gareth fucking Barry scores against you

Right who the fuck made that shit pass