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This Spanish lesson is sooooo boring

I had a dream we got west ham away We will probably get hull or Sunderland or something. When we play Cardiff I'm expecting 12 00 kick off, old bill everywhere, really tight security because last time it was carnage

I think this one could make me very unpopular but... They should stop having all of these commemorations celebrating things like '70 years since the bouncing bombings in WW2'. It was necessary at the time but to celebrate it and give all these pilots media attention in a positive way is ridiculous- the bottom line is that they murdered thousands of people. War isn't glorious and the fact that they killed thousands of innocent people is something they should keep quiet about, not celebrate.

Anyone else think Mark Schwarzer would be a good signing on a short term contract? Get him in as backup on a 1 year deal, proven in the Premier League, great professional and a very good goalkeeper.

Oh for the love of God Nando just bugger off. If you want to honour your contract then play like you want to. Strolling around with a miserable look on your face then having a poor first touch and losing possession is hardly working hard for your money is it? And scoring against mickey mouse sides from Russia and Romania doesn't count as being 'back'. To think we could have got Aguero but went for this guy instead...

It is definitely a site worth considering and we won't find another site closer to Stamford Bridge. The transport links are better than at Stamford Bridge with West Kensington, West Brompton and Earls Court all nearby. One of the most significant advantages of this site is that it still has the same 'feel' as Stamford Bridge in the areas around the ground, with the high-end housing and leafy streets that I associate with Fulham Road and that part of SW6. Albeit where the ground would be at the moment is a shit estate but that would presumably need to be demolished to make room for the stadium. If Battersea were still available I would take it over this site simply because of how iconic and regenerative it could have been for that part of South-West London but we can still create an amazing stadium on this site as long as we don't let Gourlay and Buck anywhere near the drawing board. To be honest the only thing from the Battersea designs that I would keep would be the single-tier stand behind the goal, the rest was just unimaginative considering it would be built in one of the most iconic buildings in London. Of course this might not happen. We should do everything in our power to make it happen though because once Earls Court is gone as an option we will have to start looking further afield, a lot further. It is a unique opportunity. I expect Fulham and Hammersmith council would bend over backwards to grant us planning permission, despite what has been said because it would be more revenue for the borough and if we don't move here we would most likely be looking at Wandsworth or Kensington and Chelsea. Boris would also be more keen on it than he would have been for us to have Battersea because it is a smaller impact on the area and a site that is not as iconic so there won't be as much of a bidding war. I hate to face reality but we do need to move at some point in the next 10-15 years if we want to compete with the biggest clubs in the world. At first I was skeptical and was supporting the CPO in not selling shares back to the club but it just isn't viable to expand Stamford Bridge. It is my favourite place in the world and no new stadium will ever be the same to me. It won't be Fulham Broadway, Fulham Road, Brompton Cemetery and the countless smaller things that make Stamford Bridge such a special place but if we want to progress to the next level as a club then we have to take advantage of this offer and move.

Simple answer is we wouldn't fill it. We dont have the fanbase and won't for a long time. We have a large international fanbase but in London we are outnumbered by arsenal. Considering we couldn't fill Stamford bridge this season for quite a few games it would be an embarrassment having such a massive stadium we couldn't fill. Europa league we were getting gates of less than 28 000 for example.

Do they have jobs?

''why not just find a girl, fuck her hard, get pissed, have some flanter and leave it'' it's called morals mate, not sure if you have them up in Newcastle but hey ho

''I'm young, fresh, charming and can fuck any girl I want'' ah that classy devil must be from Newcastle....

''if someone is waving their cock around in front of you it's just natural instinct that you suck it'' ah I wish it was as easy in London as it is in Newcastle to get a bj

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2338140/Chelsea-offered-fresh-hope-bid-build-60-000-seater-stadium-invite-new-Bridge.html wouldn't say no tbh, local enough

Watching Geordie shore what has the fucking world come to? Incredible bunch of human beings, absolutely incredible. These people are a perfect example of why the North and Essex should move away and become independent. Although I have learnt a new word: flanter- 50% flirting 50% banter

My mum is around so that would be awkward I don't like reading Cba Her memory stick with all her schoolwork just broke so she is in a bad mood Already done that today No point, we aren't going to sign anyone soon I could write Portuguese that is incorrect/ makes no sense

Yeah nothing special, he just advertised his snapchat. I sent him a snapchat which he opened and then he only just went and added me on it.

#choochoolovesbgt

At 10pm? Like what? Read a book? Eu falo ingles. Porra. Eu tenho dez.

We can't even win Britain's got talent!

Some HUNGARIANS have just won BRITAIN'S got talent. Just let that sink in.

Simon Cowell just got egged live on Britains got talent final omg hahaha

@Barbara I'm 17

He's mustard.

It wouldn't feel right for me going after an older girl at my age but then most girls my age are confused and love playing mind games and confusing guys in our school

Eu falho porra

Well I haven't texted her for 2 days now and she hasn't sent me one. I'm seeing her for the first time in like a month on Monday though